Jack Monroe #37 Don't f*** with cats.

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Ellabella said:
My favourite moment of all time will always be Matt muttering "terrible" live on air (please can someone repost it?).

I have a Teams meeting 10-3 today guys, don't leave me too much to catch up on (actually please do 🤣).
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Always happy to ride on the back of @Yel's coattails:

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Jack Monroe #3 I got ninety nine problems, but a future TV career ain't one

Right watched it back, he definitely says terrible. But is he talking about her or the video quality? Or both? ;)
tattle.life

Remix (that makes me HOOT UP A LUNG everytime)

Jack Monroe #3 I got ninety nine problems, but a future TV career ain't one

Right watched it back, he definitely says terrible. But is he talking about her or the video quality? Or both? ;)
tattle.life
 
Lady Punchbag said:
Speaking of Jack trying to hook up with rich lesbians, I remember when she was tagging Ruby Rose in a series of "come hither" photos. She clearly thought she was irresistible but RR had the good sense not to respond.

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Ruby Rose is hawt. She seems to have enough of her own issues to take on Jack’s daily burden. She’s also a vegan (proper one), so I doubt that would wash.
 
Dont worry Fraus, Mary Portas is recently single. Could be a good match?

Jack, don’t say we never do anything for you...
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Harrybosch said:
We all love a dictionary definition here. Her and her followers have once again no clue of what being kind actually means.

KIND

adjective

UK /kaɪnd/ US /kaɪnd/

generous, helpful and thinking about other people's feelings
not causing harm or damage

Rant over. As you were. 🙃
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She basically has that tattooed on her arm but it doesn’t seem to be an effective reminder
 

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Flumps said:
Always happy to ride on the back of @Yel's coattails:

Original

Jack Monroe #3 I got ninety nine problems, but a future TV career ain't one

Right watched it back, he definitely says terrible. But is he talking about her or the video quality? Or both? ;)
tattle.life

Remix (that makes me HOOT UP A LUNG everytime)

Jack Monroe #3 I got ninety nine problems, but a future TV career ain't one

Right watched it back, he definitely says terrible. But is he talking about her or the video quality? Or both? ;)
tattle.life
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Underneath that British Museum worthy historic post is Jack stating that her ‘coughing bout’ is why she couldn’t go in. Now this has become hayfever yet we’re the only ones who remember. Infuriating.

chocolate choux said:
She basically has that tattooed on her arm but it doesn’t seem to be an effective reminder
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I believe the addendum says ‘but take no tit’, which Jack constantly anticipates so is a cow first.
 
Phew, that was a ride and a half!!! Taken me an hour to Grunka through to here.
Was good though. I stopped watching dkl after 5 minutes into first episode. She was just unbearable. Thanks for all the posts in last thread of the show. I watched the horsespunk lasagne ep and MY GOD it was worse than I had imagined. How the hell did Matt keep a straight face?!! I actually shouted 'duck off' at my phone when she started to flap her hands to get Matt's attention because he was talking to the guest and not her. Did the Hellmans people not watch this?!!

As you were fraus, as you were
 
Leonard said:
Dont worry Fraus, Mary Portas is recently single. Could be a good match?

Jack, don’t say we never do anything for you...
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The quality of thot outfits would go up significantly though

Breakdance Badass said:
Just had a look and I apologise, Sandi is married to Debbie (who looks lovely), and Sue Perkins is in a 6 yr relationship with Anna Richardson who presents that show where people choose a date based upon seeing their potential dates naked 😩😳View attachment 169795 q
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Omg I had no idea on Sue Perkins and the woman that presents all the ch4 filth shows, she relishes in it bless her, you always know you’re gonna find out some gross TMI about anyone on one of her shows....
 
Flumps said:
Always happy to ride on the back of @Yel's coattails:

Original

Jack Monroe #3 I got ninety nine problems, but a future TV career ain't one

Right watched it back, he definitely says terrible. But is he talking about her or the video quality? Or both? ;)
tattle.life

Remix (that makes me HOOT UP A LUNG everytime)

Jack Monroe #3 I got ninety nine problems, but a future TV career ain't one

Right watched it back, he definitely says terrible. But is he talking about her or the video quality? Or both? ;)
tattle.life
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Thank you. That remix is the best thing ever!!
 
Silver Linings said:
I believe the addendum says ‘but take no tit’, which Jack constantly anticipates so is a cow first.
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Oh, of course 😂 a great philosophy to live by if you can get the balance right

byropaw said:
No, that means she's a medical doctor, donchaknow!
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My university is the one that gave her an honorary PhD (go on Jack, triangulate me) 😂 I want my money back
 
I was looking through her insta yesterday and I can't remember who said it on the previous thread (sorry!), but I agree that her cooking seems to have definitely deteriorated over the past year or two. Early photos looked almost edible, and included things like a garnish of fresh lemon slices (!!), and although she goes on now about hating baking, she used to make nice-looking cakes, not just beige, un-iced traybakes. Also, the photos which include her hands are a fairly recent phenomenon, and make everything seem a lot worse.
 
Veronicaaa said:
I was looking through her insta yesterday and I can't remember who said it on the previous thread (sorry!), but I agree that her cooking seems to have definitely deteriorated over the past year or two. Early photos looked almost edible, and included things like a garnish of fresh lemon slices (!!), and although she goes on now about hating baking, she used to make nice-looking cakes, not just beige, un-iced traybakes. Also, the photos which include her hands are a fairly recent phenomenon, and make everything seem a lot worse.
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I remember when she made a cake for her assistant’s child or something and she moaned about it all day, making it, carrying it over etc. Because it wasn’t vegan too. My annoyance alarm bells were bonging away.
 
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