Jack Monroe #319 Belle Du Poor

[Griftymcgriftface]

first guy is joe lycett - comedian and presenter who presents a c4 show which is a sort of watchdog style show. changed his name to hugo boss for reasons. and is, as I say, adorable

Woken up and just realised I remember the Hugo boss thing which I liked at the time . Not familiar with his other body of work so to speak.
if he is stopping people being scammed hopefully he is looking closer to those he is sharing an article with.

still not convinced about the capes, but at least he hasn’t done a full obi wan from what I can see!

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Does everyone get to politely refuse enjoy the trifle today?

Brill. We get to round off the weekend with Ed Sheeran and Jack spending the night on a Twitter high lying about how everyone ate both bowls of her spite trifle.

I’d rather pull moss out of the gravel in my back yard than see her ego get any bigger.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Additional pic in the print version of the Guardian

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Does everyone get to politely refuse enjoy the trifle today?

Brill. We get to round off the weekend with Ed Sheeran and Jack spending the night on a Twitter high lying about how everyone ate both bowls of her spite trifle.

I’d rather pull moss out of the gravel in back yard than see her ego get any bigger.

I’m still waiting on the trifle recipe!!
Not sure when I add the marmalade tar!

 

[Tittykitty]

I think we all know the answer to this

 

[Captainmouse]

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

I’m still waiting on the trifle recipe!!
Not sure when I add the marmalade tar!

Hang on, CHILL THE F OUT.

No one is getting any trifle recipe before a certain oaty, cinnamony, crunchy thing gets dropped.

m’kay?

❤

 

[Boyo]

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

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Can you wash pleather trousers? They have been worn an awful lot recently.

 

[Aquamarina]

Hang on, CHILL THE F OUT.

No one is getting any trifle recipe before a certain oaty, cinnamony, crunchy thing gets dropped.

m’kay?

❤

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Hang on, CHILL THE F OUT.

No one is getting any trifle recipe before a certain oaty, cinnamony, crunchy thing gets dropped.

m’kay?

❤

I know it is funny but this has to be the most brazen ever. The #peasantspudding which they won’t Even be able to make. Won’t even be a case of let them eat cake. They get nothing as she couldn’t be arsed to post the full recipe as she was too busy libelling Jo

 

[JombleWomble]

I don’t know who the first guy is but the second one is the housing guy who seems great.

I think in alll cases they shouldn’t have worn a cape.

i don’t think anyone Jack or not should be wearing a hero cape. Maybe just do good for doing good. Not to put a cape on for a guardian article.

Yeah I'm a bit baffled by the cape. I haven't read the full article but from what i have seen it's about people campaigning against social inequality and advocating for those less fortunate*. I can't get my head around asking the people involved to look like old timey royalty. It just doesn't fit?

Joe Lycett at least had the sense to wear his as a skirt rather than a cape/toga. That's less jarring but still, the whole concept is weird.

*and Jack, who was also invited.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

I know it is funny but this has to be the most brazen ever. The #peasantspudding which they won’t Even be able to make. Won’t even be a case of let them eat cake. They get nothing as she couldn’t be arsed to post the full recipe as she was too busy libelling Jo

The whole thing was just another performance wasn’t it? It wasn’t actually about helping people, it was about her getting her name in the news cycle again, and about her saying that the “poors” (I hate this term) needed help with the Jubilee trifle because the one that won was so out of touch and that she was the one to do it.

She got her name in a paper, she got her 24 of fawning adulation on Twitter and so now the whole thing will be forgotten and the nasty piece of work will move on to her next performance.

 

[Geetbo]

Fml I had a speed grunk. I knew she’d make a bleeping trifle.

You just know that when served it will look like the aftermath of a bukkake sesh.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Fml I had a speed grunk. I knew she’d make a bleeping trifle.

You just know that when served it will look like the aftermath of a bukkake sesh.

If that's the aftermath then those pals need to get themselves to a clinic asap!

 

[veronica71]

What a snotty so and so.

Imagine being as privileged as Jack, having half the opportunities she’s had and still feeling like the world is against you. What a very sad existence to be honest.

 

[humpty.]

At no stage did she think she would look like a wanker here even if tattle didn’t exist? The gruaniad are fucks here.

I actually feel sympathy here. They have set her up with this photo shoot. It isn’t fair. She should have known better obviously but they should never be putting her in that position. Or anyone.

She could have always said no.

 

[Clovis]

I don't get the red cape look. Is it meant to be a play on "not all heroes wear capes" (then why are they wearing capes) or a dig at The Queen? Whatever it's meant to be, this ain't it, pal.

 

[Elastoblast]

What's the betting Jack took the hideous velour cape home to prance around the crappy bungalow in

 

[Cucumberthunder]

Do we think there will be a street party chaos? She'll roll up her sleeves and all of a sudden people will recognise her and she'll be mobbed by adoring fans?
Someone will bring an actual jubilee trifle that people prefer so her Mediterranean arse will have a Jackcident and knock it off the table?