Jack Monroe #319 Belle Du Poor

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HotesTilaire said:
It’s a bit of a dodgy one- some homeles people are 8n insecure housing like b&b/hostels/YMCA but either way up, a cookbook is fairly low on the list of things you could buy them. Apart from the fact that any recipient in Jack’s books are likely to be a waste of food. She’s be bette4 selling photos of her tits that she’s always photographing and donating the £12.
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Also, zero cooking facilities. Yes, thanks for the cookbook, now I know it’s all tinned slop, but am I really meant to eat this cold? Wait, can’t. Don’t even have a work top, bowls or spoons. Very useful.
 
trueblue222 said:
That is all shades of hilarious

What an absolute tool she looks

She's an absolute knob of the highest order
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At no stage did she think she would look like a wanker here even if tattle didn’t exist? The gruaniad are fucks here.

I actually feel sympathy here. They have set her up with this photo shoot. It isn’t fair. She should have known better obviously but they should never be putting her in that position. Or anyone.
 
Griftymcgriftface said:
At no stage did she think she would look like a wanker here even if tattle didn’t exist? The gruaniad are fucks here.
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I just watched part of a video she made around ten years ago when she was cooking her carrot and cumin burgers and she was wearing a checked shirt and she looked so ordinary and I don't mean that in a bad way. She was also saying in that video that she had asked people to give up their morning coffee and instead buy 3 quid of value brands to donate to a food bank. Like if you watch that video you get a sense that she actually wanted to do some good and meant it

She has maybe always,had low key horrible aspects to her personality but my guess is when she was with Allegra she got a taste of the good life and now thinks she's entitled to it

She has been more insufferable since around 2014-15 and she's now just off the scale vicious. Twitter hasn't helped. It just magnifies how awful she is
 
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I bet Nagi's not adding 55 more recipes to her book!
 
HotesTilaire said:
It’s a bit of a dodgy one- some homeles people are 8n insecure housing like b&b/hostels/YMCA but either way up, a cookbook is fairly low on the list of things you could buy them. Apart from the fact that any recipient in Jack’s books are likely to be a waste of food. She’s be bette4 selling photos of her tits that she’s always photographing and donating the £12.
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They project is specifically for rough sleepers!

And the project wanted financial donations, not books sent to them - definitely another fake charitable grift from Jack.
 
Griftymcgriftface said:
At no stage did she think she would look like a wanker here even if tattle didn’t exist? The gruaniad are fucks here.

I actually feel sympathy here. They have set her up with this photo shoot. It isn’t fair. She should have known better obviously but they should never be putting her in that position. Or anyone.
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I understand what you mean but come on Jack. How could she put that cloak on and not think she looked like a twit.

Like who the actual duck walks around with a cloak on? This is the lassie who thinks she looks good with a hankie on her head and mad clip in extensions

Like seriously. I spend most of my life in football tops and dungarees sometimes together but would I ever be seen in a cloak? No bleeping way,that's ludicrous

Where's her pride? She has none. She'll dress up in a cloak for column inches. That's grim
 
trueblue222 said:
I understand what you mean but come on Jack. How could she put that cloak on and not think she looked like a twit.

Like who the actual duck walks around with a cloak on? This is the lassie who thinks she looks good with a hankie on her head and mad clip in extensions

Like seriously. I spend most of my life in football tops and dungarees sometimes together but would I ever be seen in a cloak? No bleeping way,that's ludicrous

Where's her pride? She has none. She'll dress up in a cloak for column inches. That's grim
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I always quite liked the cloak the woman prancing around in the Scottish Widows ad wears (you know from her expression she helped matters along!) I wouldn't let anyone take a picture of me wearing one though!
 
kachoochoo said:
I got round to reading the graun article and the velvet cloak was not limited to her

(and these two are bleeping adorable)

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I don’t know who the first guy is but the second one is the housing guy who seems great.

I think in alll cases they shouldn’t have worn a cape.

i don’t think anyone Jack or not should be wearing a hero cape. Maybe just do good for doing good. Not to put a cape on for a guardian article.
 
Griftymcgriftface said:
I don’t know who the first guy is but the second one is the housing guy who seems great.

I think in alll cases they shouldn’t have worn a cape.

i don’t think anyone Jack or not should be wearing a hero cape. Maybe just do good for doing good. Not to put a cape on for a guardian article.
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first guy is joe lycett - comedian and presenter who presents a c4 show which is a sort of watchdog style show. changed his name to hugo boss for reasons. and is, as I say, adorable
 
FlashBoof said:
Does anyone know if the squigs are just playing wishful thinking? This is with the replies to her abomination. They couldn’t possibly have seen a single episode of DKL, her ridiculous Lorraine slots, or any of her Insta lives or they wouldn’t be thinking this.
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I thought she hadn’t been on Saturday kitchen?🤔 so what did they watch

BlendedSlop said:
What the actual duck was the thought process behind that photo!?

I know what Jack's thought process was, at least (or would have been, if her goth phase had lasted more than a week).

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ETA: blank version for anyone interested

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Can’t copy or download for some reason ☹
 
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