Jack Monroe #315 The man from the mortgage broker, he say No

[FlirtyThirty]

I have a busy day at work and the canal have managed 40 pages in my abscence because Tippy Slopstocking has supposedly collaborated with the ONS on research she immediately misunderstood the findings of.

It's like her life is a mixture of Inception and The Emperor's New Clothes, where the whole thing is the nude emperor but then every individual facet of her life is also the nude emperor on different scales and somehow people still don't notice. I'd understand it more if she wasn't such a revolting moral void on Twitter, but that just illustrates that Twitter is meaningless and those who do place stock in it are the technological version of dogs sniffing each others arses.

BIB for #threadtitle

 

[Captainmouse]

I thought she didn’t online shop because she couldn’t afford the delivery fee? I’m so confused by this bit of the timeline.

She online shops, where do you think all the Charlie bighams and posh cheese come from and £7 jars of jam, Ocado of course

 

[Dogmuck]

No honestly you’re not…you’re really tit!

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Some dissenters in the BBC comments. Yikes!

 

[NellieBoo]

I have a busy day at work and the canal have managed 40 pages in my abscence because Tippy Slopstocking has supposedly collaborated with the ONS on research she immediately misunderstood the findings of.

It's like her life is a mixture of Inception and The Emperor's New Clothes, where the whole thing is the nude emperor but then every individual facet of her life is also the nude emperor on different scales and somehow people still don't notice. I'd understand it more if she wasn't such a revolting moral void on Twitter, but that just illustrates that Twitter is meaningless and those who do place stock in it are the technological version of dogs sniffing each others arses.

I've got 4 dogs. They are currently chewing down on pigs ears. There's been a bit of a disagreement over a lobe. And one is sat staring at an actual ear hole looking sad .

 

[HotesTilaire]

It’s pretty scandalous really. Women have gone to jail for not paying tv licence and we have no choice but to pay it and they horse spunk their money in Jack’s direction and don’t even tell us how much.

The BBC doesn’t make DKL or SKL. They commission an independent. That’s the company who would have made a payment to Jack for her “talent”

 

[Dogmuck]

Jack in blue ticker love - shocker

 

[JuliaGulia]

I love how Jack typing "smrat priec" on the Asda.com search bar has snowballed into MONROE'S FOOD INFLATION MONITOR like it's a real thing.

Okay, this has ended me

 

[NomDeGuerre]

The BBC news interview from today is so, so awkward to watch. It's the most nervous she's ever looked on camera, and I watched lingreenie live.

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And her philtrum gets VERY shiny towards the end.

 

[Dogmuck]

The BBC doesn’t make DKL or SKL. They commission an independent. That’s the company who would have made a payment to Jack for her “talent”

That’s the game they played with me and Sali.

 

[Captainmouse]

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So following her grunk here, she now states it’s the production companies pitching, not her not a scooby, always stealing. DKL viewers were tattlers

 

[kachoochoo]

why are there still 3 pages to grunk in 15 minutes? I'm about to cry. this is some exhausting tit

 

[Captainmouse]

Sir Matt needs to enter the chat!!!!!!

He’s busy making apple pie

 

[jenny2603]

No honestly you’re not…you’re really tit!
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YAAAAAAS! Jack Tube, literally cannot wait.

 

[Inghamtat]

Jack just face it, you clearly aren’t going to be the next Mary Berry or Gordon Ramsey. You will have to settle with being the number one talked about on tattle because you’re never going to be anything else. Now get off Twitter i’m sure your chick peas are going cold in the microwave.

 

[Hollaaa]

I can't believe what I've read here. . There's reply after reply of Jackfans being complete whelksplats to this squig. This kind of groupthink is scary.

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

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I've watched this a few times. She is so out of her comfort zone it is unbearable.

Stand me up in front of 20+ people to train them, fine, I'm the one 'in power' and knowing my stuff. Stand me up to do a speech in front of 10 people more knowledgeable than me or an assortment of 'lessers' and 'highers' within the company and I sound like Jack.

I feel her cringe and DO sympathise so much

She needs to stop it because she's not making any bleeping difference, so it's not worth her horrific anxiety that is very obvious or our/the general public's 2nd hand cringe watching it.

My hole has folded in on itself

 

[TankGirl]

Sorry grunking and just watched the BBC interview, but got to say she really looks like she's almost in a panic attack! Its really awful to watch. Also note near the end she does a little lower jaw flex / wiggle. Something (from my ill spent teenage years) I associate with speed.

I have been wondering, and I’m entirely serious here, if someone has been taking some kind of Ritalin type medication …

 

[Nottonightbabe]

YAAAAAAS! Jack Tube, literally cannot wait.

I wouldn't get too excited, she's said that before and it never comes to anything. Except for shite like this. Jack Monroe's smoothie bowl compilation everybody!

 

[TankGirl]

I've watched this a few times. She is so out of her comfort zone it is unbearable.

Stand me up in front of 20+ people to train them, fine, I'm the one 'in power' and knowing my stuff. Stand me up to do a speech in front of 10 people more knowledgeable than me or an assortment of 'lessers' and 'highers' within the company and I sound like Jack.

I feel her cringe and DO sympathise so much

She needs to stop it because she's not making any bleeping difference, so it's not worth her horrific anxiety that is very obvious or our/the general public's 2nd hand cringe watching it.

My hole has folded in on itself

MY hole HAS FOLDED IN ON ITSELF … THATS EXACTLY WHAT HER VOICE DOES TO MY FRAGRANT WELSH ARSE!