I do wonder what makes a squig? A lot of them a quite middle class, speaking in utterly, gloriously Enid Blyton. Do they actually speak like that? Do they think they are a force for good on the haunted bird app? Why do they think their opinion matters?
I can still never get over the dickheads who make “dream tv show” or “ideal government” tweets copying in real people and organisations. Since when have you heard Bradly Walsh sayin* in an interview “this show? Funny enough Steve from Frome tweeted @ ITV and me saying we should do a quiz show based on general knowledge, but with good prizes and that was it really”. Honestly.