Jack Monroe #315 The man from the mortgage broker, he say No

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Sideboard Bob said:
As they should be!
Maybe I’m overthinking it, but a few papers have mentioned her in this story today, and only to point out that she’s wrong.
It makes me wonder if a number of journalists have seen her delusional and arrogant tweets claiming that she’s the only one looking into various stories, and this is a subtle revenge?
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It’s time to pull out the big guns Sidey B. It’s time.

 
blurstoftimes said:
noooooo it’s not because you’re too coarse and common, it’s because you are like an alien wearing human skin who has been sent to earth to psychologically torture humanity by enacting all of our most deep-rooted fears of embarrassing ourselves in public

tldr: you are awkward and creepy
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These threads are brilliant (of course) but rarely am I reduced to actual tears of laughter. But "an alien wearing human skin" has just tipped me over the edge. Bloody brilliant.
 
GrannyOgg said:
Thr phone number on the judgement appears to be for Northampton Court. No idea how accurate it is but with the court name and date, you can possibly find out who brought the case on their website. Depends how far their online records go back
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Just thought to add this on, it may be useful

Ccjs can be heard anywhere there's space in the court system, some of ours were there, some Hull, and I think also Newcastle.

You can pay them and then ask for them to be marked as satisfied, they still show on your record but with that added.
 
I have a busy day at work and the canal have managed 40 pages in my abscence because Tippy Slopstocking has supposedly collaborated with the ONS on research she immediately misunderstood the findings of.

It's like her life is a mixture of Inception and The Emperor's New Clothes, where the whole thing is the nude emperor but then every individual facet of her life is also the nude emperor on different scales and somehow people still don't notice. I'd understand it more if she wasn't such a revolting moral void on Twitter, but that just illustrates that Twitter is meaningless and those who do place stock in it are the technological version of dogs sniffing each others arses.
 
kachoochoo said:
still grunking but the thought of her going on tour to the nation's most deprived areas is actually really funny. imagine her gazing up at blackpool illuminations like they're tv studio lights, over-awed

she'd be like hyacinth collapsing into the hedge when onslow's dog barks at her when face to face with real poor people
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go on, you know you want to 🤣
 
Dogmuck said:
They do not publish payments of under a certain amount (can’t remember the number) I tried to find out what Sally Hughes got paid for trolling us, they wouldn’t tell me and I was told something like FOI didn’t cover pay. 😏
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It’s pretty scandalous really. Women have gone to jail for not paying tv licence and we have no choice but to pay it and they horse spunk their money in Jack’s direction and don’t even tell us how much.
 
Kallie77 said:
Sorry grunking and just watched the BBC interview, but got to say she really looks like she's almost in a panic attack! Its really awful to watch. Also note near the end she does a little lower jaw flex / wiggle. Something (from my ill spent teenage years) I associate with speed.
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Speed is a horrible drug. I would speculate there is perhaps more chance of it being prescription type perhaps.
 
Tabitha D said:
Yep, if DKL viewing figures were “astronomical”, this was: (1) because it was early lockdown and we were all stuck at home with nothing to do (captive audience): (2) despite, not because of, Jack, who was just terrible - tense, hostile, rude, surly, incompetent, and her “recipes” were extremely unappealing, to put it mildly. So many bloody chickpeas. As if things weren’t already depressing enough at that point in time.
If she really has pitched TV projects so many times over the years without success, perhaps it’s time to face up to the fact it’s not going to happen.
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Also.... there were a lot of reasons to watch h her on DKL and none of them were complimentary. 😁
 
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