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[Raver_Bear]

Was superdrug in the top 5? The suspense
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Most people are very anxious about the rising cost of living, the potential energy cap for October has been announced and is making a lot of people concerned about how they can heat their homes this winter. You are apparently furious about all of this. Yet you go on Twitter and crow about your FOUR new potential partnerships. Read the room Jack. Read the bloody room and check yourself yeah?

 

[Smeghead]

This bit says it all. “Convinced that my career was over.”Even though she still had her book deals at the time. So, surely admitting here that her ‘career’ is based around being the acceptable face of poverty (and patreon)? Most people wouldn’t be so happy to make a career out of poverty, or be so grim to shout about their success from the rooftops when it’s based upon the misfortune of others

 

[Veronicaaa]

So a "home for you and SB" was not only not important enough to be top priority on your bucket list, it actually ranks either 6th, 7th or 8th under your commercial deals. Mother of the year.

It's above solving world hunger and getting the tories out though.

 

[Smeghead]

Isn't "shared a car" a very odd turn of phrase?

Wonder if it’s a brand deal with Uber?

 

[MsGilmore]

But I thought you didn’t get paid for brand deals Jack?!

 

[Shimmering]

Thank God Jack's career's been revived on the back of everyone suffering through a cost of living crisis!

 

[Joanna D]

So she had 5 things on her employment bucket list a year ago; won't say what any of them are, and classes 'would you consider doing xxx' as equivalent to having completed it. More non-stories from the bootstrap bullshitter.

 

[veronica71]

The level of second hand embarrassment I feel after reading this tweet is off the scale.

Grunking but who is painstakingly writing their shopping lists? Am I doing it wrong? I just scribble it down in a hurried fashion so I don't forget tit (not L I T E R AL S H I T)

 

[colouredlines]

It's above solving world hunger and getting the tories out though.

Thank god for that. She'll need to be safely ensconced in the forever orangery before she moves on to airdropping Spam and tinned pears into Yemen.

 

[Nonah]

Sooooo… has space squig been heard from? Has the box been opened?

Sadly it was space squig himself in the parcel but he ran out of oxygen before Jack got round to opening the box and he is no longer with us.

 

[shouldbutshornt]

She’s definitely single again. All this stuff about “my life is going so amazingly great, my career is taking off!”. It really reminds me of what my mindset was like after a tough separation. This isn’t for her fans at all, it’s for exes. If she thinks it through now, she might delete all of that as it will hurt her Patreon.
also, don’t miss that bit about how she was sacrificing her own life in order to support her other half’s career. She wants credit for that too, mind.

 

[NellieBoo]

Was superdrug in the top 5? The suspense
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What a load of gibberish. If you've been dumped just listen to Yes by McAlmont and Butler like a normal person .

 

[Veronicaaa]

also, don’t miss that bit about how she was sacrificing her own life in order to support her other half’s career. She wants credit for that too, mind.

What was this?

 

[Smeghead]

I’m going to do my best to make one of Jenny’s wishes come true. By the power of my mind, Spaceman, if you can hear my thoughts, please can you give us a sign or just tell us what was in the bloody box.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Not squigging because Tits McGee () has 35k followers

 

[NomDeGuerre]

Not squigging because Tits McGee () has 35k followers

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This isn't the Working Class Hero brag you think it is, Jack. In the current climate, most Brits are only a paycheque or two away from real financial hardship - and don't have mates in the media or collection of luxury goods to fall back on.

 

[Smeghead]

What a load of gibberish. If you've been dumped just listen to Yes by McAlmont and Butler like a normal person .

Yes, I do feel better
Yes I do, I feel alright
I feel well enough to tell you all about my Superdrug success and other brand offers

 

[Veronicaaa]

She's replying to a tweet which was posted in November 2020.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Whatever happened to creepy Vampire squig?

Hey I’m vampire defender! Leave him alone, he’s basically


I cannot for the life of me remember his username. He did at one point disagree with Jack, after a bit of time.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Re the OH, there's a few things that make me doubt it but the camera on a tripod reflected in her sunnies in Venice clinches it for me. Her daft pal could have been lying/lied to or part of an elaborate ruse.

Spoiler: Venice Naughties

Jack's accommodation was not a 3 star hole when she got there, that occurred after she left. The reason for the lingering honk might trigger some memories for poor Iqbal.