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Django said:
A year only has 8760 hours in it, you non-mathmatical twerp.
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I was ‘literally’ coming to say the same thing. “About” 10,000 hours (so 9,999) in a year is this many hours a day. #forensic #thanksJackforallthatyoudo

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Jenny Numbers Bucket List

1. Solve the 'pulled back into its portal of puzzle and promise' mystery
2. Solve the 'dervish of cold rage' mystery.
3. Solve the 'a hideously decaying pair of copulating butterflies joined together on a rotten corkboard in a moment in time' mystery.
4. Find out what was in Space Squigs box.
5. Earn £2k+ from my Patreon each month as founder and leader of the Jail Jack movement.
 
jenny2603 said:
Jenny Numbers Bucket List

1. Solve the 'pulled back into its portal of puzzle and promise' mystery
2. Solve the 'dervish of cold rage' mystery.
3. Solve the 'a hideously decaying pair of copulating butterflies joined together on a rotten corkboard in a moment in time' mystery.
4. Find out what was in Space Squigs box.
5. Earn £2k+ from my Patreon each month as founder and leader of the Jail Jack movement.
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Are you planning on sharing a car with anyone who could help with any of these Jenny?
 
blurstoftimes said:
what the hell kind of therapist is this? sounds more like a life coach. more lies as an excuse to show Harold what he's missing. She's def been dumped lol
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I was just about to say the same. I bet her therapist has a qualification in Manifesting Mindset from the University of the Internet. Probably has emojis on their business card...

Genuinely, how tit is this exercise? "My dream jobs are: queen of the world, astronaut, rock star, chocolate taster, and Idris Elba's live-in lover. Thanks doc, I'm cured!"
 
colouredlines said:
I was just about to say the same. I bet her therapist has a qualification in Manifesting Mindset from the University of the Internet. Probably has emojis on their business card...

Genuinely, how tit is this exercise? "My dream jobs are: queen of the world, astronaut, rock star, chocolate taster, and Idris Elba's live-in lover. Thanks doc, I'm cured!"
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Sounds like Sarah Akwisombe who has her own tattle threads. Jack is definitely a contact of hers as posts on Sarah's Instagram page were how the GoHenry lies were uncovered.
 
jenny2603 said:
Jenny Numbers Bucket List

1. Solve the 'pulled back into its portal of puzzle and promise' mystery
2. Solve the 'dervish of cold rage' mystery.
3. Solve the 'a hideously decaying pair of copulating butterflies joined together on a rotten corkboard in a moment in time' mystery.
4. Find out what was in Space Squigs box.
5. Earn £2k+ from my Patreon each month as founder and leader of the Jail Jack movement.
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ooft, nice one. ostap's bucket list is
1. find out what really happened to Mini Cooper
2. taxes PAID please
3. jack loses all power to threaten people with libel; everyone involved can speak their minds
4. find out what's in the box, yes, this
5. jack banned from twitter

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Just scored her top 5 employment opportunities.
(We know she will aim big...tv, advertising, magazines etc etc)

But will still be begging for cash coz she is oh so poor......how can't the squiggles see through it?!?!!

*Haven't posted for a while, just about keeping up. Was influenced to buy a Charlie Bigham fish pie last night- on offer in Tesco. It was delicious!!!! Thanks fraus, will be our 'go to treat now', looking forward to trying more of the range.
 
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