Jack Monroe #265 Jack Monroe got a bus

[Orphan_Black]

P.S You can't play Vimes when you haven't even created the Index named after him, you petulant gibbon.

She did buy herself some new boots though. She got the concept half right

 

[DinosaurSenior]

"I might not sleep well tonight".....

It baffles me how Jack can sleep at night, ANY night

 

[Jelly Bean]

Mm yes this burst of extraordinary happiness does seem to be prompted by questioning of the TT money.
And she probably is happy - why wouldn't she be? An income stream provided by gullible squigs for the foreseeable future enabling her to do bugger all - certainly not actually help poor people by doing the Index or donating money to its rightful destination. Interesting she hasn't muttered about lawyers to dissenting squigs questioning the TT thing - she is usually so trigger happy in that regard

 

[Dogmuck]

It looks like it. She's also blocked Detective Squig who has screenshotted the entire bizarre exchange.

No, they are still there, I did a chaos They were just so far down the tweets she’d done since confronting squid, I had to scroll back 48 miles.

 

[jenny2603]

Let's not get too excited, the last time she had the JOB OF A LIFETIME it was...the sticky brown poo. Which had literally no impact anywhere except Tattle.

I have to say Sticky Brown Poo is about the best thing she's ever done. All the ingredients out in bowls, kept it simple and managed to look marginally less insane than usual. I mean it was still rubbish but at least there was an attempt at proper presentation.

 

[LavaFlake]

I have to say Sticky Brown Poo is about the best thing she's ever done. All the ingredients out in bowls, kept it simple and managed to look marginally less insane than usual. I mean it was still rubbish but at least there was an attempt at proper presentation.

It did look like a spherical shit though, which highlights just how low the bar is.

 

[jenny2603]

It did look like a spherical shit though, which highlights just how low the bar is.

It really played to her strengths though. Everything she makes looks like shit though I'm not sure it's intentional but she managed to rise to the occasion and shit on demand so to speak. There's probably a very niche cookbook idea in there.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

I've just been looking at a lookalike agency's photos, to see if perchance there was a Jackie one.

There are no Nigellas, and 2 Jamie Thatmans. Judging by the standard, I've got a pretty good chance of getting a gig as him myself

 

[jenny2603]

No, they are still there, I did a chaos They were just so far down the tweets she’d done since confronting squid, I had to scroll back 48 miles.

She is very good at burying inconvenient exchanges under miles of dreck.

 

[Dogmuck]

She is very good at burying inconvenient exchanges under miles of dreck.

Indeed. It’s her vocation

 

[thisgloveisdeceased]

Toot toot, all aboard the Monroellercoaster! Not sure why she went for FirstName BunchOfNumbers to characterise all of us, unless she specifically has it in for @jenny2603 or she thinks @heretoreaditall2019's first name is actually Heretoreaditall. She must know that there are more of us named after her furniture and possessions, including but not limited to the sentient mirror and charity shop Le Creuset.

Hello! Back to mostly lurking after a short interlude (when she was *everywhere* last month I tried to make colleagues understand the lies/grift but they didn’t get it and I was so frustrated I had to stop reading).

Anyway, recently I’ve seen people use of “Firstname bunchofnumbers” on twitter when referencing Russian bot accounts. Do with think that a) Jackie recently discovered this term and is now putting it to use because she’s so cool and edgy or b) This is J1G’s way of planting a seed amongst squigs that the “trolls” are not really people, just automated bots spreading lies?

 

[Jelly Bean]

Jack's exciting opportunities are always rubbing shoulders on TV or radio with 'celebs' as those are the circles she aspires to and feels she deserves to be in. Never anything actually thoughtful or meaningful eg behind the scenes advising a local charity, or going on fact finding missions round food banks. Well she would do things like that if it then meant she could go on The One Show to talk about herself it. She has only ever wanted to be a celebrity and have the Mail hounding her. Poverty was her way in of choice.

 

[Dogmuck]

Hello! Back to mostly lurking after a short interlude (when she was *everywhere* last month I tried to make colleagues understand the lies/grift but they didn’t get it and I was so frustrated I had to stop reading).

Anyway, recently I’ve seen people use of “Firstname bunchofnumbers” on twitter when referencing Russian bot accounts. Do with think that a) Jackie recently discovered this term and is now putting it to use because she’s so cool and edgy or b) This is J1G’s way of planting a seed amongst squigs that the “trolls” are not really people, just automated bots spreading lies?

C) she doesn’t actually understand what it means - I think this too should be added to the Jack dictionary

 

[kachoochoo]

"I've laid on a load of old TOOT TOOT"

 

[Dogmuck]

"I've laid on a load of old TOOT TOOT"

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Your Tootins got me hootin tonight @kachoochoo - have you had your tab yet?

 

[kachoochoo]

Your Tootins got me hootin tonight @kachoochoo - have you had your tab yet?

Haha just having it now and then off to bed

TOOT TOOT

 

[Dogmuck]

Good call, I’ll meet you on the smoking step

Happy IWD ninnies

 

[FrumpyCat]

I'm baffled at how she actually raised 10k through the merch in one day to be honest, but maths is most definitely not my superpower nor accuracy my flex . Do we know how many units would've actually been shifted to raise that?

On the assumption the t shirts were the most purchased item at £20(?) With, according to Jack a 20% profit so £4 each item so 2500 units.

Big maths I did in my head
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[BubbleDuck]

Does she have a tv or radio appearance this week that involves getting up early , or have I made that up in my maverick little brain ?

 

[jenny2603]

Does she have a tv or radio appearance this week that involves getting up early , or have I made that up in my maverick little brain ?

Parliament on Wednesday at 9:15am to treat the MPs to a trip down poverty lane with howling, clawing and hosiery used in lieu of sanitary towels. We shall need hearts of stone not to laugh.