Jack Monroe #265 Jack Monroe got a bus

[Silver Linings]

 

[Smeghead]

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Ok Jack

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Is she still yapping.

Also she talks about not swearing because of big jobs yet immature toilet humour totally accepted

 

[jenny2603]

Handy timeline of what we know about Jack's Fashy Fundraiser

1st Feb 2022
Jack confirms £500 raised in the first hour, confirms she'll receive payment from Teemill on 4th March and will provide regular updates.

Jack Monroe on Twitter: "For absolute transparency, orders are fulfil…

archived 7 Mar 2022 11:02:36 UTC

archive.ph

3rd February 2022
Just over £10k was raised on the first day. That will be going to the Trussell Trust. Everything raised after the first day will go to yet to be announced charities. Trussell Trust know about all this and are happy.

https://archive.ph/0D0z3

*Tumbleweed*

4th March 2022- First payment from Teemill to Jack is due
Fraus email Trussell Trust for an update.

*Tumbleweed*

7th March 2022

A hero squig makes reference to only the first days funding going to the Trussell Trust. Jack loses her shit and says it's all going to the Trussell Trust, then says one tweet later she has signed legal agreements with all the charities concerned. She accuses Hero Squig of harassing her for raising £10k for charity. No explanation is provided for the total being over £10k and rising on 3rd Feb but back down to just £10k by 7th March. Jack then tries to convince everyone she is bursting at the seams and has never been so happy as she's now motivated by spite against the cabal.

https://archive.ph/0D0z3

TLDR: Fuck knows.

 

[kachoochoo]

I for one cannot wait until clive myrie jets back from ukraine for jack's mastermind special

 

[Onestorytoomany]

To be honest that last disc world thing that was on the telly box was shite, did it absolutely no justice. Only she could make it worse.

So crack on pet.

 

[Dogmuck]

Has she deleted all those tweet replies to charity detective squig about the money all going to TT and all of it going to the charities too? I can’t see them?

 

[LavaFlake]

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The tagging of Hugh Grant and Miriam Margolyes is so disgustingly bumlicky lol

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[ChickenPorridge]

I'm baffled at how she actually raised 10k through the merch in one day to be honest, but maths is most definitely not my superpower nor accuracy my flex . Do we know how many units would've actually been shifted to raise that?

 

[Dogmuck]

Has she deleted all those tweet replies to charity detective squig about the money all going to TT and all of it going to the charities too? I can’t see them?

Ignore me I found them, they were just buried under her usual bs

 

[Sideboard Bob]

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I feel a bit gauche saying this, but it really looks like she wants people to know that she’s not exclusively attracted to women. Lucky Steve Buscemi.

 

[kachoochoo]

anyway I'm gonna finish my drink TOOT TOOT

do my skincare routine TOOT TOOT

have a tab TOOT TOOT

and go to bed TOOT TOOT

(someone remind me to nominate TOOT TOOT for you know what in 40 pages' time cos it's the fucken funniest thing in forever)

 

[jenny2603]

Has she deleted all those tweet replies to charity detective squig about the money all going to TT and all of it going to the charities too? I can’t see them?

It looks like it. She's also blocked Detective Squig who has screenshotted the entire bizarre exchange.

 

[Emmapism]

I'm perplexed by what her followers must think when she posts about (but never names) this site.

Do they *genuinely* think that there are hundreds of us who have decided to bring down a good woman for.......reasons?! If she was exactly what she claimed to be at best you'd have a handful of stereotypical angry gammons.

But there are people from all walks of life here, most former fans of hers. And we just ........decided to hate her one day did we?

Fuck off mate.

P.S You can't play Vimes when you haven't even created the Index named after him, you petulant gibbon.

 

[Mumztheword]

I've got a lot of catching up to do on these pages, but i'm well jealous of that free packet of Compeed. Must be great to be an influencer.

 

[PermanentEyeRolls]

She has done far more annoying things of late but that casting dream team just proves to me that she has never actually read any Pratchett books.

 

[FlowerOfTheEast]

TOOT TOOT, where's the loot?

 

[jenny2603]

I'm perplexed by what her followers must think when she posts about (but never names) this site.

Do they *genuinely* think that there are hundreds of us who have decided to bring down a good woman for.......reasons?! If she was exactly what she claimed to be at best you'd have a handful of stereotypical angry gammons.

But there are people from all walks of life here, most former fans of hers. And we just ........decided to hate her one day did we?

Fuck off mate.

P.S You can't play Vimes when you haven't even created the Index named after him, you petulant gibbon.

They're probably imagining something like 4chan plotting her downfall.

TOOT TOOT, where's the loot?

Keep your toot tooting for the later pages in the thread.

TOOT TOOT.

 

[colouredlines]

Let's not get too excited, the last time she had the JOB OF A LIFETIME it was...the sticky brown poo. Which had literally no impact anywhere except Tattle.