Jack Monroe #265 Jack Monroe got a bus

[Vanelope]

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[ishant]

TOOT TOOT new pinned tweet.

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you are so obsessed with me (us)

 

[Vanelope]

TOOT TOOT new pinned tweet.

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Show us how we’re in your head and controlling your every move. Dance little puppet. Do the slop on tv and fail hopelessly for our amusement.

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

I‘m SO relieved that’s she’s not tweeting with the legendary author Alan Garner like I first thought.

Also, Stevie Nicks is a megababe, not just for her looks, but her talent, uniqueness, and for owning her mistakes. Jack could never.

Me too! I was about to wade in and tell them to step away from one of my heroes.

 

[Raker]

TOOT TOOT new pinned tweet.

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She is truly unbearable…. But as with everything else she half-arsedly attempts she is the instigator of her own demise/shitty career/generating interest in shady behaviour and begetting of new Fraus.

 

[Geetbo]

The once in a lifetime jaw dropping job will be doing some slop recipe cards for Asda I bet. Can't wait for lentil, prune and cod roe soup. TOOT TOOT.

 

[MancBee]

Just popping on to tell Jack, Rockin' Sidney has been in touch and said ...

"Don't you mess with my Toot Toot."

One for the 1978 truthers.

 

[Clovis]

 

[jenny2603]

Without a shadow of a doubt Gloating Jack is the best of all the Jacks.

 

[Geetbo]

Without a shadow of a doubt Gloating Jack is the best of all the Jacks.

Agreed - mainly because it is always swiftly followed by Fucked It All Up Again Jack.

 

[jenny2603]

Agreed - mainly because it is always swiftly followed by Fucked It All Up Again Jack.

With lots of appearances from Jaccident Jack.

 

[Bobtheknob]

I think she’s got a gig on Celebrity Naked Attraction………..

 

[MaineCoonMama]

I think she’s got a gig on Celebrity Naked Attraction………..

If I had to choose I'd rather see that than hear her talking.

 

[KebabGirl]

On the assumption the t shirts were the most purchased item at £20(?) With, according to Jack a 20% profit so £4 each item so 2500 units.

Big maths I did in my head
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Her Twitter following is 470k. That's 0.5% of them purchased something. As it is for charity I'd have thought there would be higher engagement?

I'm hoping for a quiz show appearance. Blankety Blank? Think of the fun we could have!

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Sigh ... just say it Jack. "Tattle Life. Tattle Life is the hellsite of ghouls. Check it out, squigs, and see how awful they are to me". No?

Thought not

 

[jenny2603]

Her Twitter following is 470k. That's 0.5% of them purchased something. As it is for charity I'd have thought there would be higher engagement?

I'm hoping for a quiz show appearance. Blankety Blank? Think of the fun we could have!

You have to remember that a lot of the imbeciles that follow her think retweeting Jack is activism. You can't expect these people do actually do anything.

 

[Dogmuck]

Her Twitter following is 470k. That's 0.5% of them purchased something. As it is for charity I'd have thought there would be higher engagement?

I'm hoping for a quiz show appearance. Blankety Blank? Think of the fun we could have!

Jack Monroe, former food bank user, single parent, writer, author, accidental activist, fighter for the poors etc etc is often celebrated for her BLANK

 

[MancBee]

Jack Monroe, former food bank user, single parent, writer, author, accidental activist, fighter for the poors etc etc is often celebrated for her BLANK

Unruly labia.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Jack Monroe, former food bank user, single parent, writer, author, accidental activist, fighter for the poors etc etc is often celebrated for her BLANK

Lingering honk?

 

[HotesTilaire]

Jack Monroe, former food bank user, single parent, writer, author, accidental activist, fighter for the poors etc etc is often celebrated for her BLANK

Forensic attention to detail autism flex