Jack Monroe #265 Jack Monroe got a bus

What opportunity has Jack seized that will annoy us?

  • Strictly

    Votes: 27 10.0%

  • I’m a Celeb

    Votes: 15 5.6%

  • Some kind of bake off

    Votes: 49 18.1%

  • Celebrity Masterchef

    Votes: 42 15.6%

  • Come Dine With Me

    Votes: 18 6.7%

  • RPDR

    Votes: 7 2.6%

  • Saturday Kitchen

    Votes: 35 13.0%

  • Mastermind (specialist subject, us)

    Votes: 47 17.4%

  • Naked and Afraid

    Votes: 27 10.0%

  • The Apprentice

    Votes: 3 1.1%
  • Total voters
    270
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Oh lord I don't like it when tattle life and my real life intersects. I am writing an assignment on rowing machines for uni 🔺 and I'm scared that as she's an expert I'm going to have to cite her in my references as I read her tweet during my Pomodoro 5 min break (if anyone struggles with attention I highly recommend the Harry Potter ambient Pomodoro youtube videos!)
 
Well good grief, I pop off to play my PS4 for a few hours and it's fucking kicked off big style at Casa Monroe 😂

I wonder how quickly we will go from ridiculously happy to tip jar rattle. It's never very long is it?

Much love to the obsessed fantasists out there making sure that grifter Jack Monroe fulfills her fundraising promises with transparency. You're the real MVPs, don't let anyone tell you any different ❤️
 
Toot toot, all aboard the Monroellercoaster! Not sure why she went for FirstName BunchOfNumbers to characterise all of us, unless she specifically has it in for @jenny2603 or she thinks @heretoreaditall2019's first name is actually Heretoreaditall. She must know that there are more of us named after her furniture and possessions, including but not limited to the sentient mirror and charity shop Le Creuset.
 
traumatised sideboard said:
Toot toot, all aboard the Monroellercoaster! Not sure why she went for FirstName BunchOfNumbers to characterise all of us, unless she specifically has it in for @jenny2603 or she thinks @heretoreaditall2019's first name is actually Heretoreaditall. She must know that there are more of us named after her furniture and possessions, including but not limited to the sentient mirror and charity shop Le Creuset.
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This all ends with me and Jack crashing through the window of the Spite Orangery in an Alexis and Krystle style bitch fight.
 
traumatised sideboard said:
Toot toot, all aboard the Monroellercoaster! Not sure why she went for FirstName BunchOfNumbers to characterise all of us, unless she specifically has it in for @jenny2603 or she thinks @heretoreaditall2019's first name is actually Heretoreaditall. She must know that there are more of us named after her furniture and possessions, including but not limited to the sentient mirror and charity shop Le Creuset.
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Do you know how jealous I am of you guys with cool usernames? I legit thought tattle was some fucked up illegal shit when the MOD drama of 2019 started and there’d be some sort of Ashley madison style data leak of all our emails so the name was half a declaration of my innocence?? Life is so unfair why can’t I be named after frau folklore 😭
 
Emmapism said:
Well good grief, I pop off to play my PS4 for a few hours and it's fucking kicked off big style at Casa Monroe 😂

I wonder how quickly we will go from ridiculously happy to tip jar rattle. It's never very long is it?

Much love to the obsessed fantasists out there making sure that grifter Jack Monroe fulfills her fundraising promises with transparency. You're the real MVPs, don't let anyone tell you any different ❤
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I'm thinking until the potential shag she got either last night and or this morning has worn off. She's in lust don't ya know....! Either that or she's just still reeling for the orgasm the bus gave her. Questions on an unnecessary violent sloganed postcard please?!

By the sounds of it I think it might beAlan?
 
Jack's just jealous because the cabal live rent-free in her head.

I thought Jack was having to be helped to bed by concerned family members? Now suddenly she's cranking out the miles (and farts) on that water rower?

We won't be long going from "ridiculously happy loving life" to an ominous reply to a squig along the lines of "you have no idea just how far from ok I am".

Jack - I'm happy if you earn an honest living. I'm only here because seeing people taking innocent squiggles' pensions and heating allowance makes me sad 😢

Toot toot, motherfuckers!
 
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