Jack Monroe #256 The Da Vinci Code is easier to solve than her timeline

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Onestorytoomany]

I agree with her tweets and hop they stop round hers for a visit.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

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[Orphan_Black]

Is Jack really asking the press to do some digging?

I'll get a shovel if they fancy digging into her delusional back story, Hi-bleeping-Ho.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Same yellow squig as before:

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Found this online...quite interesting...

 

[Orphan_Black]

Same yellow squig as before:
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Can't provide the evidence, quelle surprise.

 

[Jelly Bean]

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Don't bother squig. It's like trying to talk sense into a particularly dim witted pigeon. She is thick.

Btw Jack stop showing off terribly on twitter and start finish that bleeping Index ya prune.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

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Found this online...quite interesting...

You think they’d have noticed it’s all made up bullshit.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[colouredlines]

The ironic thing about Slopkins vs Hopkins is that Jack effectively cancelled herself in a way. The Mail and similar papers stopped reporting on her after she revealed how litigious she was - even when she was practically chasing them down the street shouting, "I'VE GOT NUDES! I WAS A PROSTITUTE!"

In the early years she used to really milk any negative coverage she got. She still does (the pregnancy bot article last year, for example), but the days of the Mail running regular attack pieces are long gone. Too bad for her - they were a major source of outrage and sympathy, and kept her in the papers.

 

[blurstoftimes]

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jack, the Victimised Ballerina Index clock is ticking

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Emmapism]

The only subscriptions she should be cancelling are her Patreon backers'

 

[Shawads]

‘Lingering honk’ has traumatised me

Lingering honk and unruly labia.
She has such a way with words
Chef's kiss Monroe you absolute charmer

 

[blurstoftimes]

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omg i always get CHILLS when i see jack interact with alan partridge jokes, like one fractured soul finally reuniting in harmony

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

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Found this online...quite interesting...

“Becoming economically successful as the face of modern poverty”

Omfg how can we read this please?! Is it any good?! Who wrote this?! Do you want the Patreon data sweetie no one else bleeping does x

 

[Kittypops]

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All-slop

 

[Veronicaaa]

Is Jack really asking the press to do some digging?

I'll get a shovel if they fancy digging into her delusional back story, Hi-bleeping-Ho.

Not only that, she's implying that it's all up to her to look into these things, when she's quoting that Rees_Moggs "abortion pill" (her words, again) story which was broken 5 years ago. By journalists. Not by her.