Jack Monroe #255 Irritation that the press were not interested in your uninteresting life

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TurnedUpInTipp said:
Does anyone else remember her evacuating a club?
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omg. Jack‘s Cascada era.

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BeautifulTrauma said:
Can we have a survey at the start of the next thread just to ask who has a tin opener?

I’m really worried the squigs are planning on living a cult like life, don’t drink Jack’s Kool-Aid folks!
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Ugh, can you imagine her version of KOOL aid? Not that I've ever drank it so not much to compare it with but I can imagine glassy eyed squigs downing jack's own version, with big grins saying 'mmm delicious' en masse whilst simultaneously rubbing their tummies and chanting stats from the valiant butts index
 
TurnedUpInTipp said:
Does anyone else remember her evacuating a club?
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Why was she in the boiler room of a club?!
(I was just about to tell the story of how one of my primary school teachers was late for parents' evening and said it was because she'd accidentally been locked in the boiler room. I've just now (over 20 years later) realised that this was probably a cover story because she'd snuck out for a smoke!)
 
TurnedUpInTipp said:
Does anyone else remember her evacuating a club?
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Hahahaha to single handedly evacuating a nightclub, I'm owl fizzing here.
Also jack at a pinch. Wtf? that went the same way as the volt bats index.
What does it mean? Well I know she's kind of translated it but it means nothing, it's irrelevant and why does she need so many bloody monikers?
Why not pick a name and stick to it, better still why not not pick a name and just be yourself?
in terms of changing gender, changing names can be a vital part of the process but she did that and changed her name to kind of support that, then seemingly unchanged her gender and kept the same name, why does she need do many nicknames as well as a new self chosen name?
She uses such weird terminology, jack at a pinch like something from an olden days kids nursery rhyme, like jack be nimble or something, she's just so young, and even younger thrn0, to be using this sort of language and so unrelatable. Even bootstrap cook is really language from an older generation. No-one from her age group uses that kind of language do they? It feels so out of touch, then Mx and even Dr at some point, has anyone ever counted up names? Maybe that's another task for next thread, an audit of our names and hers?
 
traumatised sideboard said:
That's reminded me that in the wake of her tin opener/ring pull conspiracy rant, I bought four tins of Branston beans (fancy) from Sainsbury's (also fancy). Two of them were ring pull, two required a tin opener. I was about to go on Twitter with my tin foil hat and join in the frenzy but then I remembered firstly I'm not an enormous penis and secondly it obviously varies between batches, having nothing whatsoever to do with forcing the poors to howl and literally claw at the tins for their dinner or else starve to death.
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That’s great for a local paper sad face article. You could say “I do have a tin opener, but what about people who don’t have one? They only have two tins of beans worth to obtain one. And nobody has them these days”
 
BeautifulTrauma said:
This is Jack’s problem in a nutshell though. She doesn’t realise how LUCKY she is to have a home, can put the heating on when she wants, can impulse buy to her hearts content. She constantly wants more, she sees someone with something bigger or shinier and has to elevenerife it. And that comes from believing material worth equals happiness. It doesn’t, nothing will ever fill the black hole she’s created because she feels her parents didn’t give her enough attention. It will always be this way, constantly looking for ways to get their attention and nothing will ever be big or good enough or fill that hole. At this point I doubt psychological help would help at all as it’s so deep rooted for her.
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She definitely coms across like an attention starved child
Probably doesn't help that she's been hanging out with celebs who are all equally as entitled as she is, they live such bizarre lives where nobody says no to them and always smile and laugh at whatever they say, all positive attention whether fake or not, wonder if her family ever try and get her to keep it real or do they just humour her or worse, ignore her?
 
Is the evacuating a club story, where she was later rewarded by a night in a fancy hotel?

The constant name changing, both of herself and her website, is confusing for her 'brand' such as it is. It just overly complicated things, and her use of words is outdated as @Shawads says too. It's Jack's weird little time traveller thing she has going, imagining herself as a little Victorian urchin
 
Cookiecookie said:
Is the evacuating a club story, where she was later rewarded by a night in a fancy hotel?

The constant name changing, both of herself and her website, is confusing for her 'brand' such as it is. It just overly complicated things, and her use of words is outdated as @Shawads says too. It's Jack's weird little time traveller thing she has going, imagining herself as a little Victorian urchin
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I think it’s more a problem of personality disorder and lying. When she’s not a Victorian urchin she’s American, eating spaghettios and having CPS called on her. That’s in between mockney estuary poet and middle class pearl clutcher
 
housemouse said:
The whole tin opener thing reminds me of this

www.bbc.co.uk

Outcry as 'bean dad' forces hungry child to open tin can - BBC News

He boasted online about making his hungry daughter, nine, try to open a can of beans for six hours.
www.bbc.co.uk www.bbc.co.uk
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I'm sure that the story never happened. It's strange how narc fantasies can make it onto reputable news websites now.

Anyway, has anyone watched Misha and the Wolves? Good film on iplayer right now. Think it will resonate with the cabal.
 
BeautifulTrauma said:
She really does have an imagination it’s just a shame she can’t use it in the right way.

I’ve never known a person like Jack who can’t tell a story without them being the hero in an everyday scenario every single time.
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exactly this.
They make so much stuff up- try and dress it up in some vain reality - that in a book of fiction it would work ( sh:te read, mind)
Jeez you only have to look at the 1,000 of personalities she presents, and bio’s on her Twitter to know she doesn’t even know who she is, herself!
 
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