Jack Monroe #255 Irritation that the press were not interested in your uninteresting life

[kachoochoo]

oh, right! the squig was suggesting boots for a tattoo! because the thread was all about how she'll present the virtual brian index and I though they were suggesting she wears a pair of boots and then you don't need to know where my brain went, but it involved a sideboard

yes, tattoo is a better idea all round

 

[Silver Linings]

I’ll do the new thread in a few.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Didn't she say the Tories needed their pants pulling down and a boot up the arse?

I think Jack's boots tattoo needs to go on her Mediterranean arse.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

oh, right! the squig was suggesting boots for a tattoo! because the thread was all about how she'll present the virtual brian index and I though they were suggesting she wears a pair of boots and then you don't need to know where my brain went, but it involved a sideboard

yes, tattoo is a better idea all round

Ah shame, she could have donned her Steptoe shoes for the occasion.

 

[Pavlova]

She’d do it for the 6p difference after Sainbos put the price up.

...but only if there's Nectar points

 

[drusy]

I’m so glad you said this - I’ve been keeping my Turner landscapes in the pantry - embarrassment, I know. Thanks for making me feel better xx

Thank you for sharing dear hearts, there I was, keeping my Landseer in the utility space - SO gauche of me.

 

[Ninch55]

Vladvert……

 

[skronkywildcat]

Very Bad Index.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Thank you for sharing dear hearts, there I was, keeping my Landseer in the utility space - SO gauche of me.

Spoiler: OT Art Talk

Monarch of the Glen is one of the most magnificent paintings I've ever had the good fortune to look at. Just needed to say this!

 

[Silver Linings]

New thread.

Jack Monroe #256 The Da Vinci Code is easier to solve than her timeline

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tattle.life

 

[BananaSmith]

Looking forward to the Viggles Bodacious Index.