Jack Monroe #22 The Condiments Thread. Jack's in a pickle over mayonnaise.

[Silver Linings]

Is that her trusty bread knife/chainsaw?

 

[Oxford_Girl]

Seriously are Hellmans watching this? Why not chop your onions prior? Did she learn nothing on DKL Chetna is carrying her

 

[Flumps]

Chetna is lovely and she has the sort of effortlessly cool look and aura that I can only ever aspire to.

 

[Harrybosch]

Now we are admiring onion glasses. No food has been touched, prepared or discussed. 15 minutes in

 

[The Devils Arse]

I bet chetna is regretting this. At least she brings it back to food while jack is rattling on about her dame edna everage glasses.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

What. Is. With. The. Specs.

 

[Yel]

So basically she doesn't know the difference between red and brown onions. Her food knowledge is shining through as per usual again

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

I really hope Chetna is getting paid very generously for this

 

[BubbleDuck]

No knife but those daft onion glasses were there ready to go

 

[Harrybosch]

Oh, Chetna has asked a food related question. Thank god for that. Let's all remember this is a cooking segment - it's quite easy to forget.

Chetna recommends red onion for roasting. I agree with her. I bleeping love Chetna.

Now asking good questions about cauliflower.

 

[Gentlemensrelish]

I'm gripping my own face. Sweet jesus.

Chetna trying to keep it on some kind of food chat and away from long rambling monologues about....I absolutely do not know what.

 

[Oxford_Girl]

A professional cook with a blunt knife? You couldn't make this up

 

[Toffee finger]

She has 60 odd knives, why not pick a sharp one?!

 

[Yel]

Her knife is so blunt she's breaking cauliflower with her hands. FFS 6 figures and she didn't even sort out a knife

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

Chetna is being absolutely delightful to Jack. From the first second she's fucked it up, and admitted she can't talk or cook and so Chetna is leading the show. Viewers are going down quickly, who wants to see her badly chop an onion other than us?!

 

[Harrybosch]

JM sighing audible as she has to chop up an onion and some cauli. Yes, it's a chore.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Why did she take ages to locate a knife and come back with a blunt one

 

[Silver Linings]

I wish I was brave enough to listen but I’m seriously squirming just watching.

 

[Breakdance Badass]

How beautiful is Chetna?

 

[Nonnymouse]

she;s switched comments off which means i can't request to go live (i think) so my banana blossom may never be seen