Jack Monroe #22 The Condiments Thread. Jack's in a pickle over mayonnaise.

[Flumps]

JM sighing audible as she has to chop up an onion and some cauli. Yes, it's a chore.

I'd do it for £5k. Sign me up Hellman's.

 

[The Devils Arse]

No black pepper....1 job jack.


ETA.....also no pan or saucepan. Ffs

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Ed’s trying to get me to do a McDonald’s drive through with him, tbh the meal won’t be finished by the time I get back at this rate

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

It was well over 300 viewers, now we are at 248!

 

[Gentlemensrelish]

How beautiful is Chetna?

Extremely.

 

[Harrybosch]

She really can't do any cooking while talking. She's flustered because she's run out of black pepper. Given that no one is actually eating this food, she could have sprinkled any old tit on there and said it was pepper.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

How beautiful is Chetna?

She has a real elegance about her.

 

[Yel]

No black pepper in the house, despite it being the one ingredient she always has. She's turned her kitchen upside down looking for it today, rather than just going to a shop.

You couldn't make up the tit she pulls.

Off the screen she goes again...

 

[Oxford_Girl]

Seriously why is she being paid? No saucepan, no knife, the knife is blunt and no roasting dish?

 

[Fitnessqueen]

Why doesn’t she have this stuff ready?

 

[FrumpyCat]

It's at least £10k, could be £99k although I doubt even unilever would blow that much on this crap.

270 viewers, half are from here

Camera is too far away, it's not working at all - how does she have 12+ people helping and they can't even position the camera . It's too much architrave

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The kitchen/shed/dining room looks really nice, and I do like the dreser.

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

Someone remind me why she gets paid for this tit?!

This isn't Chetna's show and Jack is the guest. She's embarrassing herself yet again with her knowledge, and can't talk and cook, the main thing for a cooking show.

 

[Harrybosch]

Chetna is practially coaching her along. God, Chetna is actually LESS experienced than JM. Not that you would know.

JM's dad will apparently ask her later whether she should not have prepared a bit more. Can't see why.

 

[The Devils Arse]

Ed’s trying to get me to do a McDonald’s drive through with him, tbh the meal won’t be finished by the time I get back at this rate

Can ed get me one?!

 

[Brian Butterfield]

She really can't do any cooking while talking. She's flustered because she's run out of black pepper. Given that no one is actually eating this food, she could have sprinkled any old tit on there and said it was pepper.

I’m so confused. Surely you would have all your ingredients prepped and in front of you? Plus whatever utensils you’ll need?

It’s actually bizarre how bad and disorganised she is.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

The comment about her dad is sad, it sounds like it’s from a place of sadness

 

[Gentlemensrelish]

Oh good, we're in for another 45 minutes at least then, as we wait for that stone cold water to boil and cook the enormous cauliflower chunks?!

 

[Toffee finger]

No black pepper in the house, despite it being the one ingredient she always has. She's turned her kitchen upside down looking for it today, rather than just going to a shop.

You couldn't make up the tit she pulls.

Off the screen she goes again...

Don’t be silly, she can’t go to the shop it‘s not an essential like paint

 

[NomDeGuerre]

I get the sense Jack really doesn't enjoy these segments.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Can ed get me one?!

Hahaha we should have a mcds x viewing tattle party. I think the queues are going to be massive and he’s nuts tbh, altho if I could have a McFlurry I’d be revving the engine myself