Jack Monroe #219 Why you sob? Russell Hobb

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Sideboard Bob said:
I feel like I need to clarify that I don’t actually think some kind of sentient egg made a break for freedom and smashed it’s way out of the kettle 🙈

Everyone else’s theories make a lot of sense. I love these threads, I never realised you could see slapstick comedy with just words until today.
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I mean, it’s Jack monroe. Your theory could well have happened.

I once shared a house with a lad from Venezuela. The kettle kept breaking and we kept having to replace it and I couldn’t work out why, until I caught him using it to boil milk one day. Kettles don’t like being used for milk, it seems.
 
Did we see this comment at the time? I suspect we did, but ...

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She almost set herself on fire?

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That'll be like the time on Pancake Day when she claimed to have singed her scalp on the gas hob while lighting the oven then when we next saw her stupid smug filtered face her scalp was perfectly fine. As I recall, there was some debate at the time over how the hell she'd even contorted in order to achieve such a thing. Has she ever said she was a childhood gymnastics prodigy?
 
Ah camp kitchen, a set designed for radio. No proper sink, chicken juice everywhere. All the ingredients behind her so she had to turn round away from the camera. The Bunsen burner which didn’t cook the pasta.
Why did she even build it in the first place? Apart from Buddy Oliver has one and the WiFi signal is terrible in the house so going further away makes sense.
 
notthegiraffe said:
She looks like a normal person in this photo, taken randomly during an Instagram live, it would seem. It was taken a while ago. During a sober moment or in the depths of waifdom?
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My mother did manage to do a Mrs Doubtfire style burnt boobs once. We're a very clumsy family, and tend to have Jack style comedy injuries tbh. Our kettle is an off brand one from KMart though, so we are not a long lost bunch of Jack's relatives!
 
Saint_clemmie said:
I imagine it will be too close to cold for him in the garage now, wouldn't it?
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Rabbits need to be eased into temperature changes. Sudden changes can trigger fatal respiratory issues which can only be treated and not cured. Pneumonia with aspiration complications in rabbits is the most common one :( it's not a kind way to go.
 
Veronicaaa said:
It's just occurred to me that she seems to have turned cranberry sauce into a .... sauce. Hold on to your hats, ninnies, this may rival her tomato soup recipe (main ingredient - a tin of tomato soup).
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Maybe she will turn the ruined burned eaten
(still maintain they were meant to be choux) tiny brioche into bread sauce?

Obviously with the addition of cloves, cardamom, cinnamon, POBP and a smattering of bacon fat.
 
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