Jack Monroe #219 Why you sob? Russell Hobb

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HotesTilaire said:
Yeah Jack didn’t reply to RH in public, bet a DM to them flew off faster than that kettle fell (right on it’s heavy wide bottom despite having water in it, I feel like the smash is in the wrong place but can’t explain why, because I am not technical or scientific, please join me in mithering if you can explain)
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I have been spending far too much time looking at my non-sentient but very similar kettle than is healthy trying to work out how it could smash like that. I cannot see how a hand could create such a hole, it would need to fall on something with an ‘edge’ to break the glass. Like the edge of a worktop, handle or something like that. I rest my case m’lud and promise to stop watching expert witnesses on bbc in the mornings.

@Shesaidwhat great minds 😉
 
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HotesTilaire said:
Yeah Jack didn’t reply to RH in public, bet a DM to them flew off faster than that kettle fell (right on it’s heavy wide bottom despite having water in it, I feel like the smash is in the wrong place but can’t explain why, because I am not technical or scientific, please join me in mithering if you can explain)
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I am very technical and scientific, and I agree, there’s something off about the smash.
My conclusion is that it wasn’t something smashed INTO the glass, but broke OUT. Most likely an egg.

Here‘s a sketch of my theory, loosely inspired by @Silver Linings ‘ artistic explanation of the event.

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Things on this thread that never fail to make me owl champagne:

1. Literally any variation of the "Lady Di/Lady die" poem
2. Tom Cruise Maverick gif
3. [Insert Name/Object/whatever] is DEAD!
4. Ditto [whatever] LEFT!

Seriously, never stop. I will not get bored.

French tips Jack has got to be high up on the list of Most Cringe Jacks surely?
 
Sideboard Bob said:
I am very technical and scientific, and I agree, there’s something off about the smash.
My conclusion is that it wasn’t something smashed INTO the glass, but broke OUT. Most likely an egg.

Here‘s a sketch of my theory, loosely inspired by @Silver Linings ‘ artistic explanation of the event.

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Let’s not forget Jack loves a bit of sympathy, so if her hand did go through that very toughened glass kettle then her hand would either be covered in blood or broken. Both of which would’ve been tweeted along with live coverage of her trip to A&E.

I actually wouldn’t put it past her to break the kettle on purpose for content, she is that desperate for validation online.
 
BeautifulTrauma said:
Let’s not forget Jack loves a bit of sympathy, so if her hand did go through that very toughened glass kettle then her hand would either be covered in blood or broken. Both of which would’ve been tweeted along with live coverage of her trip to A&E.

I actually wouldn’t put it past her to break the kettle on purpose for content, she is that desperate for validation online.
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She's also most likely got spare kettles anyway, she tends to have multiples of everything. The manky copper kettle was probably just a big performance 🙄
 
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