Jack Monroe #219 Why you sob? Russell Hobb

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I am astounded, (astounded I say!) at the sheer number of kettles she has owned. I’ve had three in my whole life! Like everyone else, when they break I boil water in a (gasp) saucepan 🤣🤣🤣

And shame on bloody Russell Hobbs. I’m so disgusted with their craven suck-upinness.

PS: off topic - I just want to wave at @MancBee as I’m in Manchester visiting my DS1. I passed some bees (I love the decorative bees on signs and buildings and whatnot) and thought of our Bee!
 
That last thread had everything, it was just like old times. Sadly a thread having everything is not a compliment when it comes to Jack, she’s outrageous! I’ve still got the 9 pages of this thread to read so I’m eagerly anticipating her “thanks but no thanks” tweet to Russell Knobs….

@Into_the_tunnel I want to send you and all the other ninnies triggered by Jack lots of love. She is absolutely shameless and 100% dangerous. I appreciate Twitter don’t have the benefit of seeing everything together but I still can’t believe she gets away with so much in plain sight. Jack - there was no pot belly and your nails are shite. Buy SB the Lego, put away the begging bowl and do your step work.

I saw this on another thread and I had to borrow it. I was HOOTING!

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While infuriating, I do find some of the bare faced lies so laughable. Jack knows we have the receipts, jeez even This Morning have the receipts on their website that show she (nearly) set nothing on fire, other than metaphorically the last dregs of her TV career.

Are we doing kettles now in lieu of counting teeth and chairs?

I was a Breville babe but after it fused the kitchen (and needed to replace the wall socket) I now have a cheap Argos one but it has a dodgy lid so now in kettle limbo but will be sure to dodge (the) Russell Hobbs.
 
Legionnairess said:
As a #kettletruther i’m thinking it’s been hit by an implement. Cleaver, golf club, axe, tin opener 😬 edge of work top. It’s the only way I can see it smashing. I am not goin to try and re-enact for you mithering ninnies 😉
It’s a blunt force trauma. Damn you Expert Witness.
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Looks like she smashed it into the tap while filling it.

ETA meh, too late...
 
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