Jack Monroe #219 Why you sob? Russell Hobb

[Lanie]

Another one for the lists…
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Psst halloween was last week.

 

[FrumpyCat]

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What the duck does that even mean?

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Why isn’t it available for pre-order?

Because it's still stuck to the dining room wall.

 

[Lanie]

B-but I thought she'd already inhaled all the falafel like a greedy goblin? Or are these the brioche balls? Or something made with the pumpkin guts?
*insert whofuckingknows.jpg here*

15 hours approx for falafels
Didnt she used to work in a pub?

Why are those glasses so unpolished?

 

[FrumpyCat]

duck me, meme Jack is lame.
It's 6pm on Bonfire Night, Jack, why aren't you doing Bonfirey Night stuff with SB?

Or playing light classical music to cover fireworks noises to poor Cooper (I am playing Lamb of God to my cat, but softly, gently. He is not impressed).

 

[colouredlines]

It'll be her child-friendly Christmas leftover thing. No book any time soon, dashing the hopes of millions who were hoping to wake up to 101 Uses for Drain Hair under the tree.

 

[Vanelope]

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No it won’t. It won’t do.
Cooper would do better.

she’s the troll.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Another one for the lists…
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Damn, she really had to post this right at the start of a new thread, because "fairly late by industry standards" would make a good thread title.

 

[Vanelope]

B-but I thought she'd already inhaled all the falafel like a greedy goblin? Or are these the brioche balls? Or something made with the pumpkin guts?
*insert whofuckingknows.jpg here*

 

[Scotty1976]

Or playing light classical music to cover fireworks noises to poor Cooper (I am playing Lamb of God to my cat, but softly, gently. He is not impressed).

I hope Dash if he is still there is indoors away from the noise of fireworks. I'm lucky that my dog isn't bothered with them.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

This is my face when I see all the cutlery plonked in the sloppage.

 

[appleskin]

I thought the new way to do french tips and the angled tips is using a silicone makeup applicator, I know I have one of those about, and seeing as she seems to have at least two of everything she could do the two hands at the same time and the feet

Spongy partially dried mushrooms might work too

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Why isn’t it available for pre-order?

Omg this is such a good point - it can’t be coming December can it? When tf is it coming? Maybe it’s straight to PDF?

 

[FunnyFuneral]

Fraus I sob, my kettle is a Russell Hobbs . The next one won't be.

 

[appleskin]

Omg this is such a good point - it can’t be coming December can it? When tf is it coming? Maybe it’s straight to PDF?

I'm thinking she's got a few recipes in next months BBC good food mag, after all they printed her washed hoops recipe last year

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Her falafels look like tater tots. The nails thing is just beyond cringe, like does she want blue tickers to DM her and say well done. It is *literally* shite and I'm sorry that's a bit mean but they are terrible. Jack, go to a nail salon. We know you can afford it. Alternatively, just paint them solid white, you CANNOT freehand french tips.

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

Nice to see Russel Hobbs have realised they have totally fucked up and are now backtracking. To be fair the fact Jack hasn’t even responded to RH is staggering. Even to decline it.

 

[Legionnairess]

Fraus I sob, my kettle is a Russell Hobbs . The next one won't be.

Babes. Same .

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Nice to see Russel Hobbs have realised they have totally fucked up and are now backtracking. To be fair the fact Jack hasn’t even responded to RH is staggering. Even to decline it.

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She's pretending she hasn't been on to see it. 'Twitter phone' misplaced I bet. Instagram phone in full, oversharing effect though.

 

[Smallwomble]

I'm thinking she's got a few recipes in next months BBC good food mag, after all they printed her washed hoops recipe last year

Her washed hoops made me cancel my good food magazine subscription.