Jack Monroe #219 Why you sob? Russell Hobb

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Malkiavelli said:
Is that Jack "I'm overly obsessive and anal about every bleeping thing being in order and I bang that drum and label it ADHD or autism or whatever other condition I think might garner likes and engagement" Monroe who apparently doesn't give a tit that her watch is telling the wrong time? What's the likelihood that she set it forward again especially for an instagram post, to play the quirky little scamp that she so isn't..
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Or, the photo wasn't taken today, but before the clocks went back... 🧐

Also Breville kettle over here 🙋
 
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BeautifulTrauma said:
Why has it changed to Insta as her platform of choice? Usually she needs squiggle validation, she doesn’t get replies on Insta Stories.

I still want to know how come her hand isn’t smashed to pieces by the kettle. Make it make sense!!! I feel the kettle is the hill I will die upon #kettletruther
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Because this is her insta personality, distinctly different from her twitter one for reasons known only to Jack.
 
Guys come on, you know why it’s tea lights on the table. Bonfire night triggers a deep seated pain that is entwined into the very fibre of her being because when she was a fireman/woman/person call operator, bonfire night was the busiest night of the year (except Christmas didn’t she tell us Christmas was once?) and attending all those fires, her frontline experience, because of the calls she’s seen heard things most others can’t even imagine. So now for her own safety and sanity, she doesn’t light a bonfire but instead marks this auspicious occasion with dozens of tea lights, sat safely in random glasses and jars not made for tea lights right in front of the pink curtains to enable her to carve out her special lickle smol place in the universe. It’s not that hard to understand ffs ninnies!
 
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