Jack Monroe #202 All of my spoons tell stories

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Saint_clemmie said:
How do you get to a campsite if you don't drive? Genuine question.
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You don’t - you get someone to drop you off and pick you up again. Even taxi/public transport would be a big challenge. As already said here - even if you just take the basics, it’s too much.

I have huge admiration for anyone turning up at, for example, a festival, on public transport! Mind you, I have huge admiration for anyone that can bear to sleep at a festival full stop, after my experiences.
 
FlashBoof said:
You don’t - you get someone to drop you off and pick you up again. Even taxi/public transport would be a big challenge. As already said here - even if you just take the basics, it’s too much.

I have huge admiration for anyone turning up at, for example, a festival, on public transport! Mind you, I have huge admiration for anyone that can bear to sleep at a festival full stop, after my experiences.
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Oh sorry i’ve skimmed the thread.
 
Candytuft said:
I wonder where Cooper and the rabbit are. Hopefully at her parents house.
Is the caravan holiday a pov cosplay ? Caravan hire isn’t especially cheap really unless you fill them up and take all your own food. A lot of parks are difficult to actually get to without access to a car so using trains and buses, a taxi for the final stretch takes forever and that’s before you think about transporting the groceries as well. On-site shops are very expensive.
Can’t see spoiled Jack bothering with all that.
I wish she would just for a minute realise how privileged she is.
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This is the post I was referring to, Clemmie. It’s on the nail. 💚
 
Candytuft said:
Because she doesn’t care. It’s all a piss take. She can afford the fines but pretends that she is so disarranged and it’s impossible to sort it out so help me !
Responsibilities don’t apply to Jack.
I don’t believe in Karma either.
Chaff rises to the top.
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She reminds me of katie price. All im poor, im poor yet fucks off on holiday. If she comes back with teeth whiter than the sun she will have fully transitioned.
 
Lanie said:
Ffs shes not quoting VW now. Whats next the entire dialogue of Romeos speech at Juliets altar. duck off love.

Id think she be more an Oscar Wilde person. "All of us are in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars."

I love this quote so she better duck off from it.

Sorry the whole Afghanistan thing is upsetting me. I have no time of her bullshit drivel.
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The only Wildean thing about this one is possibly the role of the student in the Nightingale and the Rose
 
skyehigh said:
Newbie here! Jack started to annoy the hell out of me when she would do all these ultra poses posts (probs more than a year ago now) but I was wondering whatever happened to her fiancé? Who was she and was it ever explained away?!
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Welcome! Honestly I’d recommend checking out the wiki at the top of this page, since there’s been a few fiancés, and the various engagements are covered in the potted history section. Maybe make a slow cooker full of tea if you read the whole thing, it’s a great read.
 
Sideboard Bob said:
Welcome! Honestly I’d recommend checking out the wiki at the top of this page, since there’s been a few fiancés, and the various engagements are covered in the potted history section. Maybe make a slow cooker full of tea if you read the whole thing, it’s a great read.
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But if you visit the gifs, do not attempt to consume tea or any other liquid, could end In disaster
 
The thing with caravan holidays is they work out reasonable if there’s a gang of you, and that’s half the fun (for the kids) I used to go with my cousins as their nan knew someone who rented theirs out etc etc with 3 adults and 4 kids it’s fun even if it rains (it did) jack already lives at the beach. If it’s just 2/3 of them that’s a bit meh. Hope there’s other kids around to make friends with. Can’t imagine there will be trips to the clubhouse for bingo and mini disco
 
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