Jack Monroe #202 All of my spoons tell stories

[kachoochoo]

omg, just remembered I saw this image on a twitter thread about weird mobile game ads and this babysitter reminded me of someone...

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Ugh. Am I pretty? Tell me I'm pretty!!!

 

[Flash123]

I think she looks really beautiful in these photos. Her eyes and eyebrows are lovely. She might have social media issues and it is obviously a filter but many people use these. Her eyes are quite Striking

 

[onlysunshine]

Ugh. Am I pretty? Tell me I'm pretty!!!

Dinosaur, you are beautiful. That shade of red really sets off your hat

 

[Carmina-Piranha]

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Weak patchy hair that needs to be shaved? Sure, Jack. Sure.

duck me it's Miss Trunchbowl...

 

[HotesTilaire]

I have MUA friends. I wish I was half as good as they are. I am better at eyeshadow than Fack. Also, less needy.

 

[Toffee finger]

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Wow her patchy thinning hair is really showing here

 

[MancBee]

Wow her patchy thinning hair is really showing here

Where is the grey she was embracing?

 

[Silver Linings]

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Hmm. Tricky to say with 100% certainty but could she have tried to edit out the earbud?

 

[misshydrangea]

About to start a major grunk but thought I’d drop in and say hi. Goes without saying that I’ve been BUSY. There was a rush on kumquat hair and not just within the Cabal. My hands are almost arthritic now due to the effort expended.
it’s good to be fack back. Praise beans. May the slop be with you.

 

[Toffee finger]

Where is the grey she was embracing?

Good point! Maybe embracing the grey was.... a lie

 

[MancBee]

Good point! Maybe embracing the grey was.... a lie

Or a very, very, short lived truth.

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Hot chocolate and eleventy layers during a summer holiday hahaha. What is going on and why do I keep thinking that all these new photos she's posting have been dug up from the archives by a Frau? So she's off to A&E again yeah or is that supposed to be a genuine deliberate look she's going for?

Edit: I'm a VIP now, I assume my membership to The Groucho is in the post along with the Yakult.

 

[Lanie]

So Jack's got 3 children with her and this is how she spends her time. Not doing fun things with them, but doing her hair, putting on makeup, and taking selfies.

I think/ hope it was the kids who did the makeup and the kids in question were no older than about 6.

Otherwise you tube is your friend pet.

She is quite pretty but she needs to stop the fishing for compliments, its not attractive in my opinion.

 

[FrumpyCat]

Where is the grey she was embracing?

THEN and NOW dearheart, then and now.

 

[BlendedSlop]

That eye makeup...please don't tell me we're about to get Geisha Jack.

I'm also a bit sad (though not at all surprised) that she's supposed to be on holiday with her son (possibly the first one they've ever had together?) and she's spent more time on social media in 2 days than in the preceding 2 weeks.

 

[PortiaControl]

Or a very, very, short lived truth.

Look she was going to embrace the grey but it turned out SHE'S BUSY okay? She couldn't go through with it due to PERSONAL REASONS that are private and she can't possibly speak about publicly. Now why don't you stop MITHERING ON about things you know duck all about.

Felt like an absolute witch typing that out so apologies to you @MancBee Dear Heart. Can't believe she actually says this kind of stuff for real *shivers*

 

[Lanie]

Also anyone noticed shes fucked up the yellow on one eye. It meets the pink in the middle of one lid and is in the corner of another lid.

Also just wear one colour or at least blend it.

 

[Hollaaa]

Or a very, very, short lived truth.

I love this, I'm so going to use this next time someone catches me at it (rare but, you know)

 

[BlendedSlop]

Also, I'm sorry, but that hair is giving me Gary Oldman in Fifth Element vibes