Jack Monroe #202 All of my spoons tell stories

[DinosaurSenior]

Leave. The goats. Alone!

I love goats.

 

[kachoochoo]

yeah, the (big national chain) holiday park we've been to the last 2 years basically doubled in price this year.

the (small independent) b+b we went to this year kept their prices the same. the landlady told us they'd been given the option to increase by booking.com, but thought it was exploitative

anyhoo, it's nice that Jack's managed to get away to sit on the ground with a goat (poor goat)

 

[Veronicaaa]

I just can't understand how anyone could go on holiday and enjoy themselves with this hanging over their head. BUT THAT'S JUST ME!

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Chucking the onions in the pan ( any pan will do ) before the oil again.

I read that to “I’ve been driving in my car” by Madness

“Chucking onions in the pan
Reach the toilet if you can

It’s a nap that you’ll be sick
Unlike the stew it will be thick”

 

[MancBee]

.... or a full blown tory in disguise?

Not much of a disguise.

She only fools those that don't look closely. She relies on people not having the attentiveness to notice what a Tory she really is.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

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You have “goat” to be kid-ding me

 

[Candytuft]

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Got to get the big butch boots in. Forgot to roll the sleeves up ? This photo wasn’t engineered exactly like it usually is.

Someone else took it.

 

[Blurp]

I read that to “I’ve been driving in my car” by Madness

“Chucking onions in the pan
Reach the toilet if you can

It’s a nap that you’ll be sick
Unlike the stew it will be thick”

I was more "any dream will do" from Joseph.

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

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Caroline???

 

[Candytuft]

I just can't understand how anyone could go on holiday and enjoy themselves with this hanging over their head. BUT THAT'S JUST ME!

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Because she doesn’t care. It’s all a piss take. She can afford the fines but pretends that she is so disarranged and it’s impossible to sort it out so help me !
Responsibilities don’t apply to Jack.
I don’t believe in Karma either.
Chaff rises to the top.

 

[skronkywildcat]

I’m singing Got to Get (by Rob and Raz feat Leila K) in my head but with Goat instead of Got.

 

[MancBee]

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I just can't understand why anyone would cook foods out of a tin for 40 minutes, followed by a further 40 minutes, and then cover to allow to carry on cooking for a further 40 minutes thereby ensuring it has gone cold. That is 2 hours of cooking followed by a reheat, of foods from a tin. Just absolutely and completely unnecessary and soooooooooo expensive on fuel. Stuff out of a tin is already soft, soft, soft, so I can only imagine what a mush would be left after 2 hours cooking.

 

[EddieBeds]

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Ah that well known/recognisable middle class branded coat from Joules…

And do we ever find out if she is left wing, hard left, soft left, left of centre or a full blown tory in disguise?

@JayRamShamFour spoiler for you Jack is a badly disguised full blown Tory. See the continued rhetoric that the poors can feed their family for just £20/week that feeds into larger Tory narrative towards working class/poverty as one example. There are numerous others that others highlight as you grunk.

 

[Flash123]

I just can't understand how anyone could go on holiday and enjoy themselves with this hanging over their head. BUT THAT'S JUST ME!

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Disgraceful. Has a cheek to act like she is a saviour of the poors when she doesn’t even pay her own way. There are actual people in poverty working real jobs and paying tax and making ends meet who don’t have all the luxuries she has. Louisa should be bleeping ashamed of herself too if she is still associated with this.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

You can tell that not posting every last detail of what she's doing (or not doing) these days is killing her. If you were really taking a socials break because you "just felt like it" recently, the absolute last thing you would be doing is post at all while on an actual holiday. The maths isn't quite adding up as per

 

[Candytuft]

This is 100% what middle class people think poor people do on holiday. It's so far from the reality it's insulting.

I have been thinking about this. I need to get a life.
But Jack is doing exactly what folks don’t do on holiday. Like have enough time before you go to the beach/ slot machines/ rides etc etc to lig about enjoying the whatever. Oh, posing. That’s it. The way she sees it is that playing machines and generally having a daft, lovely indulgent time is not for her. Cuddling goats, ah well..

 

[Veronicaaa]

Vlad's on point, as per. Wonder if Jack took hers along.

 

[Saint_clemmie]

How do you get to a campsite if you don't drive? Genuine question.

 

[Hollaaa]

You can tell that not posting every last detail of what she's doing (or not doing) these days is killing her. If you were really taking a socials break because you "just felt like it" recently, the absolute last thing you would be doing is post at all while on an actual holiday. The maths isn't quite adding up as per

Unless the New Big Rule is 'keep where we live off social media'. And then holiday snaps/aparthotels etc must be like catnip.

 

[Captainmouse]

Newbie here! Jack started to annoy the hell out of me when she would do all these ultra poses posts (probs more than a year ago now) but I was wondering whatever happened to her fiancé? Who was she and was it ever explained away?!

Which one?