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Jack Monroe #202 All of my spoons tell stories
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threeSMEGfridges
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she’s so up herself - a cassoulet and casserole are basically the same thing! It’s a f-in stew.
maybe she’s trying to cover up a pro-Brexit stance by making a stew and naming it in french
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Jack loves presnting mediocre to average stuff with an air of faux modesty then sitting there waiting for the plaudits to roll in.
So far there has been the drawing, tremulous singing, piano playing, average photography, pitiful attempts at home crafting, and that godawful poem about stones in pockets. I think there may have been some dancing.
None of it has been really really bad, apart from the poem and piano playing, just really amateurish.
So far there has been the drawing, tremulous singing, piano playing, average photography, pitiful attempts at home crafting, and that godawful poem about stones in pockets. I think there may have been some dancing.
None of it has been really really bad, apart from the poem and piano playing, just really amateurish.
Comrade Jez Corbyn has liked her caravan candid.
But... your nails are clean!
Veronicaaa
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As I suspected - boil 2 tins of pre-cooked carrots together with 2 tins of pre-cooked beans for 10,000 hours (serves 4-6).
MancBee
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What do the words say under her name on the spoons effort?
That drawing really is pathetic. I showed it to my partner who has a degree in fine art, and was in the past an art teacher. He thought I was showing him a picture my nephew's 12 year old son had drawn. He said, minibee is doing great, just needs to learn about depth and perspective to create a three dimensional image. He thought that it was a reasonable submission for a GCSE, but would only scrape a pass.
That drawing really is pathetic. I showed it to my partner who has a degree in fine art, and was in the past an art teacher. He thought I was showing him a picture my nephew's 12 year old son had drawn. He said, minibee is doing great, just needs to learn about depth and perspective to create a three dimensional image. He thought that it was a reasonable submission for a GCSE, but would only scrape a pass.
*points at the thread title*
MancBee
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It says that, then her name, and then two words under her name that i can't make out. Looks like burp 11.
ETA, could it be dec 11, as in december 2011?
But if it is 2011, surely that would be in the middle of the poverty.
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Switchstreetz
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In a bizarre coincidence our @JayRamShamFour has literally just got to the Corbyn chaos on their mega grunk! I guess her apology was accepted...
MaineCoonMama
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I love how every time I read the word 'singing' in relation to Jack it's almost always preceded by the word 'tremulous'.
People-huv-tae-know
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I wonder....if LJC was in Southend hospital, maybe she never left the crappy bungalow. The bungalow has never appeared online for sale or rent so legally Jack may not have left (name still on lease perhaps). But I don't think she currently lives there. LJC maybe took it over. Or one of her conditions for not leaving was for Jack to seek therapy.
Preparation time: Four months.
Cooking time: Five years.
Kelpie
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Jack can and did...candid innit
Django
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Stones in His Pockets
Stones in His Pockets; Hollywood comes to rural Ireland in this hilarious multi-award winner which ran for four years in London's West End.
You are right, but Jack was being all maverick and moody (plus she is a plaguarist).
HotesTilaire
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It’s up there with Brenda’s Bangers isn’t it?
BlendedSlop
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I wonder if he'll finally respond to her desperate DM now?
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SweetTransvestite
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And if you have neither 'knocking about', do take a look around the back of the sofa or behind one of your sideboards. Failing that, try the big bench at the local park.
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