Jack Monroe #200 Yes you can freeze glass jars

[Bobtheknob]

I felt like I was defiling an angel. But here it is…

My poor innocent child - this is reversible right?!?

Worry not @Bobtheknob you are beautiful.

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Edit: flip, not again! Soz @misshydrangea I didn't know if your salon had shut for the day. The more kumquats the merrier, that's what I always say.

So many kumquats, so little time.

 

[Geetbo]

Happy 200# thread to everyone of you beautiful ninnies . Who's baking our celebration cake ? I would offer but I don't have any butter in would dog hair be a good substitute ?

yes, absolutely.

And POBP.

 

[Powershower]

I have one early night and I miss the wigs

 

[onlysunshine]

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You are my favourite person. Thank(space)you! ❤

 

[Suffolkmum]

Happy thread 200. You blithering ninnies.

 

[onlysunshine]

Happy 200# thread to everyone of you beautiful ninnies . Who's baking our celebration cake ? I would offer but I don't have any butter in would dog hair be a good substitute ?

Jack and the Cabal haven't been in my vagina so I can't on principle, sorry

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

I just managed to watch that transgender debate nonsense. I take it that’s a bandwagon she’s got bored of.
Anyway as I sat through the whole thing I’ll leave you with this quote from our ginger friend:

I think I’m just decent

 

[Lanie]

I have one early night and I miss the wigs

Is your profile pic actual footage of her peeking too see what the duck are those ninnies up to now?

I can just hear her,

" They've got wigs, bleeping wigs!!!! And they making up ditties and jokes"

" I will show them?!"

* Brings out the ladles and starts dishing out chaos on twitter,

" Just tried freezing a breeze block, it can be done" have a nice day!!!

 

[Flivver]

Some people are quite special and require more than one kumquat to achieve full coverage, Molly is one such individual. Now duck off x

Thank(space)you @misshydrangea. You’ve made a bitter old menopausal ninny feel very special. I’ll leave some soap on your doorstep later x

 

[onlysunshine]

I have one early night and I miss the wigs

We've got 900 posts left - still time!! I'd wig-ify you but I'm not a qualified hairdresser like the others

 

[Captainmouse]

I just managed to watch that transgender debate nonsense. I take it that’s a bandwagon she’s got bored of.
Anyway as I sat through the whole thing I’ll leave you with this quote from our ginger friend:

I think I’m just decent

APU she thinks wrong, lying, grifting, scamming, rinsing is never decent!

 

[Raver_Bear]

Happy thread 200!!! This cabal of ninnies have kept me and for so long now. I wonder if we will get a special Twitter chaos today in honour of such a number?
Also loving the wigs… and if someone could give my bear a wig I would be very grateful thank(space)you

 

[EddieBeds]

Still catching up but thank(space)you @misshydrangea for Eamon’s beautiful transformation.

Love that there’s now 200 threads and Jack can’t tell anyone without directing them to the receipts.

 

[Kelpie]

Happy 200! I found a cake in a puddle for us

 

[EddieBeds]

In honour of Thread 200

These are bloody brilliant - hooting so much. Wish I could like/respond with a heart and laughing emoji. Beautiful work as always Alan!

 

[Readingismyhobby]

It's been a tit and emotional day for me. You lot really are a tonic.

Spoiler: Mememe

I've got to have a further op and start 6 weeks of daily radiotherapy. Thankfully they will be transferring me to Christie's in Manchester for the treatment but London will oversee it.
This is the 4th different cancer I have fought and this one is just getting to me a bit.
I don't want to drag the thread off topic. I know all your thoughts are with me. Just keep making me laugh. You bunch of ninnies.

So sorry to hear about this Mancbee. Sending hugs and positive vibes to you

 

[BlendedSlop]

@Powershower Morning!

 

[EddieBeds]

Imagining the (non existent) court case - after printing off all of the reams of gifs and Alan’s masterpieces there will also be pages of Miss Hydrangea kumquating us all - you can hear the wailing (and clawing at a floor) now ‘they’re all adding my hair to their pictures!’ while the judge is silently hooting at the comedy gold.

 

[MancBee]

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@Powershower Morning!

I think that is the best one yet. And that is an accolade as they are all so bloody brilliant.

 

[SundaySchoolTeacher]

Happy thread 200 to all. I don’t post often but am frequently hooting and fizzing at all you fabulous ninnies - thank you for the laffs. Here’s to 200 more threads