Jack Monroe #200 Yes you can freeze glass jars

[MancBee]

Imagining the (non existent) court case - after printing off all of the reams of gifs and Alan’s masterpieces there will also be pages of Miss Hydrangea kumquating us all - you can hear the wailing (and clawing at a floor) now ‘they’re all adding my hair to their pictures!’ while the judge is silently hooting at the comedy gold.

Do you know what I don't understand? (well there's loads, but this in particular) How anyone can come here and read the hilarious contributions to these threads, see all the receipts, see all the inconsistencies and inaccuracies in Jack's stories, but still go on to defend her. And yet people do! And they then go on to call us bullies, when all we are doing is pointing out the truth!

Incredible, isn't it?

 

[Froggies]

I am HOOTING at the hair. Ninnies you are funny.

Deirdre feels left out but I am crap with photoshop

 

[MaineCoonMama]

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@Powershower Morning!

 

[Falkor]

Nibbles says happy thread 200 day!

 

[Captainmouse]

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@Powershower Morning!

That is fab!

 

[Powershower]

Is your profile pic actual footage of her peeking too see what the duck are those ninnies up to now?

I can just hear her,

" They've got wigs, bleeping wigs!!!! And they making up ditties and jokes"

" I will show them?!"

* Brings out the ladles and starts dishing out chaos on twitter,

" Just tried freezing a breeze block, it can be done" have a nice day!!!

PEEKY BOO!!

Spoiler: I am

oh my god am I Jack

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@Powershower Morning!

I DIE !!

I am forever indebted to you

 

[Clovis]

Loving all the ginger tributes. I might have used a mendaciously rejuvenating smol filter on mine.

You ninnies!

 

[Toffee finger]

I wonder if she’s regretting that hairstyle choice even more now..

 

[Captainmouse]

Happy thread 200 to all. I don’t post often but am frequently hooting and fizzing at all you fabulous ninnies - thank you for the laffs. Here’s to 200 more threads

Avatar for you

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Is Nibbles wearing an actual wig!? She looks amazing! All sheep should have access to titivation.

 

[Cookiecookie]

Oh my god the hair Loving everyone's avatars, it's better than when we get hats even!

 

[BlendedSlop]

I am HOOTING at the hair. Ninnies you are funny.

Deirdre feels left out but I am crap with photoshop

Not my best work but I couldn't pass up the opportunity to Jackify this absolute icon!

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

The hair is fantastic!
Way better than hats.
Nice job Cabal!

 

[Veronicaaa]

Not my best work but I couldn't pass up the opportunity to Jackify this absolute icon!

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Lol, can we do it with this one?

Happy thready 200, everyone!

 

[SlopAmbsase]

Fellow fraus, let’s please take a moment amongst the jocularity to remember that we are still in the midst of a pandemic and think of the souls lost over these magnificent 200 threads. This brave little kumquat is loving angles instead

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

What the - ?

[Reverses back out of the room]

 

[fauxpoor]

Returning here this morning to owl champagne again.
Thread 200 has to be the creme de la creme of all that is wonderful about here.

And whilst Jack Monroe is still grifting and shystering and patreoning and begging and lying
about being poor, AND making money off the back of genuine people in poverty
we shall be here with all the receipts.
Get yourself a proper job Jack!

 

[Gentlemensrelish]

When you pop your head in and the Fraus are absolutely on one.

Never change, you mendacious ninnies.

 

[Lanie]

Anyone else curious as to why had two chaos and then silence?!

 

[Hollaaa]

Anyone else curious as to why had two chaos and then silence?!

LJC hockey tackled the phone off her?