Jack Monroe #200 Yes you can freeze glass jars

[Adayinthelife]

Happy thread 200! I’ve not been around much (IVE BEEN BUSY OK) but I’m grunkaing when I can, and hope all Frauen and Herren are doing ok

 

[misshydrangea]

Sorry to me rail, feeling left out, the 'cool kids' all have fright wigs. I don't know how to do this, also Yvonne Strahovski is too beautiful to defile

Yvonne is a beauty. But even one so glorious can edge further toward perfection with the addition of vivid orange hair and a hand that looks as though it’s been raking through the contents of a sewer

 

[Adayinthelife]

Ooh @misshydrangea if the salon is still taking bookings I’m sure Dusty would love that latest trend

 

[Flivver]

I missed some of yesterday’s thread 200 celebrations. Popped in to like a few posts but I really was BUSY out and about leaving bars of soap on the neighbours’ doorsteps. Tried to find a pic of Molly with a kumquat barnet but she lacks a certain je ne sais quoi - could a dear heart from the kumquat salon tart her up for me. Merci slop-buckets x

 

[misshydrangea]

Ooh @misshydrangea if the salon is still taking bookings I’m sure Dusty would love that latest trend ❤

The kumquat salon aims to provide the finest in lurid hairstyles for all

 

[Hollaaa]

If anyone has a minute to Jackify Monica's unruly head vein with a kumquat I'd be ever so grateful. Have some 0.200% on me, Ninnies.

 

[misshydrangea]

I missed some of yesterday’s thread 200 celebrations. Popped in to like a few posts but I really was BUSY out and about leaving bars of soap on the neighbours’ doorsteps. Tried to find a pic of Molly with a kumquat barnet but she lacks a certain je ne sais quoi - could a dear heart from the kumquat salon tart her up for me. Merci slop-buckets x

Some people are quite special and require more than one kumquat to achieve full coverage, Molly is one such individual. Now duck off x

 

[Adayinthelife]

The kumquat salon aims to provide the finest in lurid hairstyles for all

I would tip you but I’m POOR (or I was 10 years ago…)

 

[Orphan_Black]

Some people are quite special and require more than one kumquat to achieve full coverage, Molly is one such individual. Now duck off x

First Lorraine's growler, now Molly's pussy wig

 

[Adayinthelife]

Did anyone else see this thread title and thought what I thought?!

 

[LeftToMyOwnDevices]

What a wonderful look on you I must say.

Thank you @misshydrangea i look wonderful! xx

 

[Zelda]

Oh dear hearts. Am I really awake or is this a fever dream?

Apologies for not joining in with the fright wig fun (scrolling past all the orange mopped avatars is hilarious). I did try, but it felt like a cruel thing to do to the OG Monroe, but if anyone with better skills than me would like to have a go, please do!

I can’t decide what’s the jewel in Alan’s crown, but I hooted especially loudly at Rizzo and the pink ladies.

A historic day indeed!

Off topic:

 

[Universal]

Everyone elses hair looks so cool. I went to Toni and Guy and look what they did to me!!!

 

[Captainmouse]

The kumquat hair has reminded me of Syndrome from The Incredibles

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Maybe that’s the look she was going for? but as usual she botched it

 

[Kelpie]

To wake up to this glorious parade of kumquat adorned avatars and the Grease reface epic has rendered me wheezing as well as . Bravo Ninnies
I shall deliver you all a gift via

 

[Fruitjack]

Looks like I finally found my secret ingredient

 

[Captainmouse]

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Did anyone else see this thread title and thought what I thought?!

You beat me too it I typed the following on the train but it wouldn’t load
Someone has started a thread

Talk to me about potatoes

The only potatoes worth talking about is a roast potatoe. Wedges can be on the bottom tier. Bin the rest

tattle.life

are they not aware of her body of work?

 

[Lanie]

hey thanks for the new thread. Im just back from the hairdresses he was new he was called boris or something. Anyhoo i wonder what the smol pixie had in store today, ive had a hankering for a tuna and orange pasta bake with a baked bean crust and chocolate sprinkles. Hope shes got a recipie?!

 

[LennyBriscoe]

No need to pretend with us, Poca. We all know that you've just this very moment got back from a garden centre having purchased that hydrangea and left it on your porch so it looks like a kindly neighbour who follows you on Twitter knew exactly what you wanted. You should be careful to take good care of it though. Hydrangeas are forever, not penultimate forever.

You look stunning @fauxpoor

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Why has she turned into Old Man Steptoe

Decked

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There’s a real sadness in those eyes. That’s a man who’s said “She’s lying” more in the last 18 months than the entire 90s put together

 

[Scotty1976]

Happy 200# thread to everyone of you beautiful ninnies . Who's baking our celebration cake ? I would offer but I don't have any butter in would dog hair be a good substitute ?