Jack Monroe #200 Yes you can freeze glass jars

[Orphan_Black]

It’s at times like this I’m glad I got long Covid otherwise I’d never have found this canal of hilarious hausfrauen und herren

I'm glad LM gave Jack a chance, as that duck up led me here!

 

[HotesTilaire]

are you rich?
an enabler?
marry me and become ms j the 4th/5th?

Get married so we can wear HATS!

 

[SlopAmbsase]

Just wanted to check out my masculine aesthetic

 

[Bobtheknob]

Help, I have no kumquat!

 

[misshydrangea]

Help, I have no kumquat!

I felt like I was defiling an angel. But here it is…

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Worry not @Bobtheknob you are beautiful.

Edit: flip, not again! Soz @misshydrangea I didn't know if your salon had shut for the day. The more kumquats the merrier, that's what I always say.

 

[misshydrangea]

Worry not @Bobtheknob you are beautiful.

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Edit: flip, not again! Soz @misshydrangea I didn't know if your salon had shut for the day

Your skills are far greater (grater?!) than mine dear heart. I was sloppy and crude in my efforts.

 

[Pixieboots]

Oh cabal, we all look so wonderful

 

[LeftToMyOwnDevices]

If the salon’s still open could I have a kumquat please? What a glorious grunk… happy thread 200 ninnies, owlchampagne for all

 

[misshydrangea]

If the salon’s still open could I have a kumquat please? What a glorious grunk… happy thread 200 ninnies, owlchampagne for all

What a wonderful look on you I must say.

 

[BananaSmith]

Your skills are far greater (grater?!) than mine dear heart. I was sloppy and crude in my efforts.

Are you Jack?

 

[lilamay]

The kumquat hair has reminded me of Syndrome from The Incredibles

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Thread #200! I found a gorgeous orange wig in a puddle that a friend left on my door step. I'm making a pavlova using peelings from Sunday's veggie mash with a salad bag pesto instead of passion fruit pulp, I shan't shall send a slice to everyone who pings me an email.

PS. Can't guarantee freshness of 'povlova' as I can't afford air mail.

 

[onlysunshine]

In honour of Thread 200

Oh Alan, we are not worthy

 

[Alansbigplate]

Oh Alan, we are not worthy

Oh, you are

 

[onlysunshine]

Also, should a salon still be accepting bookings in the morning, Jimmy would love a kumquat in honour of thread 200 please. I'd do it myself but I'm BUSY on holiday and experiencing many Jackisms in real life which will definitely ️ me.

Happy thread 200 you ninnies thanks for being with me for a crappy year, you've really seen me through and been the best ❤

 

[Silver Linings]

Also, should a salon still be accepting bookings in the morning, Jimmy would love a kumquat in honour of thread 200 please. I'd do it myself but I'm BUSY on holiday and experiencing many Jackisms in real life which will definitely ️ me.

Happy thread 200 you ninnies thanks for being with me for a crappy year, you've really seen me through and been the best ❤

 

[Carmina-Piranha]

In honour of Thread 200

Omg I am HOOTING. The dinner ladies one. Ha ha ha, ha ha

 

[Marj24]

Sorry to me rail, feeling left out, the 'cool kids' all have fright wigs. I don't know how to do this, also Yvonne Strahovski is too beautiful to defile

 

[Captainmouse]

If you liked that you’ll tolerate this!

That man! With bunches