Jack Monroe #188 Jack sits on a train of lies

[Eurgh]

I have never seen her cook with oranges? Does she have a recipie for them? Orange soup?

Tinned mandarins though. Del Monte obvs. All citrus fruit is basically the same!

 

[Lanie]

Tinned mandarins though. Del Monte obvs. All citrus fruit is basically the same!

Has she made a mandarin and chickpea curry, to go alongside her peach one. She could make her own disgusting curry night. Complete with onion and cornflake bajis and nan bread made from left over puff pastry?!

 

[Gildinwen-TKB]

Eva Green is one of those actors I can't take my eyes off when she's on screen. Classic beauty, hypnotic even.

Jack is not unattractive but she's not Eva Green or Ruby Rose. Maybe Lily Allen if I had my glasses on back to front.

She might resemble Keira Knightly or Natalie Portman at a stretch but Eva Green? Most definitely not

 

[Billybellend]

Yes and I have a face and two eyes!!!

Show us yer fingernails, Hotes

 

[MancBee]

She made orange peel salt though!

In the recipe she writes 'Line your baking tray with greaseproof or baking paper, and place the orange peel on it. Try to make sure none of it is touching, to help it dry evenly, but perhaps this is my meticulous nature more than anything else.' The photo:

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That is not orange peel, it is more like satsuma or clementine peel, but it is most definitely not orange peel.


What am I thinking? All citrus fruits are the same. I am such a fool. Unless she meant the peel was the colour orange, which would be correct. I am overthinking this, aren't I?

 

[Billybellend]

it’s a Dino-troll. I felt it was fitting.
I joined Tattle due to the scamming of a particular influencer. On a quiet day, I found myself looking at other threads that were seemingly popular. I’d heard of Hinch, but Jack was a total mystery. I read the Wiki and laughed my smol head off. I then cross referenced the aspersions with the FACTS on Twitter and realised that you were, indeed, a group of sentient frauen and that Jack was, indeed, a gigantic cocknocker.
Since then I’ve grunked my way earnestly through the archives and although I’m still clearly a newbie, I’ve definitely got the measure of them.
Officially addicted to the hilarity of the thread and already feel like I ‘know’ some of you. Sound a bit desperate now, but definitely think I’ve stumbled across my kin.
Well that was self indulgent. Thanks for listening. Thank(space)you

Welcome to the cabal!

 

[SweetTransvestite]

I haven’t seen it either. Or any of the Godfathers.

 

[Veronicaaa]

What if fizzy is actually @Veronicaaa and following her is Jack's revenge?! OMG Jackception!!

Christ it's not me, I'd never retweet old Peers Morgane even once never mind multiple times.

 

[ScamSandwich]

it’s a Dino-troll. I felt it was fitting.
I joined Tattle due to the scamming of a particular influencer. On a quiet day, I found myself looking at other threads that were seemingly popular. I’d heard of Hinch, but Jack was a total mystery. I read the Wiki and laughed my smol head off. I then cross referenced the aspersions with the FACTS on Twitter and realised that you were, indeed, a group of sentient frauen and that Jack was, indeed, a gigantic cocknocker.
Since then I’ve grunked my way earnestly through the archives and although I’m still clearly a newbie, I’ve definitely got the measure of them.
Officially addicted to the hilarity of the thread and already feel like I ‘know’ some of you. Sound a bit desperate now, but definitely think I’ve stumbled across my kin.
Well that was self indulgent. Thanks for listening. Thank(space)you

Welcome and I am sorry you are having a difficult time. My late 30s were absolutely awful but it really gets better, just keep going.
The cabal has also had the same effect on me- I don't know how things would have been without them in these crappy times.
Thank (space)you to everybody.

OT: Do you all think Lord Jesus Christ has got a framed embroidery thing saying 'Brexit tin thief' on her wall?

 

[Orphan_Black]

That is not orange peel, it is more like satsuma or clementine peel, but it is most definitely not orange peel.


What am I thinking? All citrus fruits are the same. I am such a fool. Unless she meant the peel was the colour orange, which would be correct. I am overthinking this, aren't I?

I'm just over here thinking 'who'd want it?!' Some things belong on the compost heap, Jack, it's rotted salad bag green dust in citric form

 

[Bellllls]

I just had to administer a rapid covid test, when I went to register the result the first three letters of the QR code thing were LJC. Have I been ??

 

[Lanie]

I just had to administer a rapid covid test, when I went to register the result the first three letters of the QR code thing were LJC. Have I been ??

May God have mercy on your soul dear heart.

 

[Cookiecookie]

Found on Mumsnet. Wait for the twist...

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So, the teacher was making the children cook a Jack recipe? Aren't they meant to be fostering a love of cooking? Very glad we stuck to things like weetbix slice back in my Home Ec days

 

[Readingismyhobby]

I can honestly say that, not for the first time in my life, I have absolutely no idea what’s going on!

Glad I’m not the only one!

 

[DinosaurSenior]

I'm listening to a heated trifle debate on The Kitchen Cabinet on radio 4. (Fancy).

Where is our smol pixie now?

 

[discokebab]

That is not orange peel, it is more like satsuma or clementine peel, but it is most definitely not orange peel.


What am I thinking? All citrus fruits are the same. I am such a fool. Unless she meant the peel was the colour orange, which would be correct. I am overthinking this, aren't I?

And none of them are penis shaped.

ETA @Kittypops you read my mind

 

[Kittypops]

That is not orange peel, it is more like satsuma or clementine peel, but it is most definitely not orange peel.


What am I thinking? All citrus fruits are the same. I am such a fool. Unless she meant the peel was the colour orange, which would be correct. I am overthinking this, aren't I?

satsuma peel you say?

Edit: live a Pavlov's dog with @discokebab there

 

[MancBee]

satsuma peel you say?

Edit: live a Pavlov's dog with @discokebab there

I wonder what that would look like after being dried out on a baking tray.

 

[Kittypops]

I wonder what that would look like after being dried out on a baking tray.

Ewwww, I think I know the answer to that... but enough of my private life

 

[BantzMonkey]

She made orange peel salt though!

In the recipe she writes 'Line your baking tray with greaseproof or baking paper, and place the orange peel on it. Try to make sure none of it is touching, to help it dry evenly, but perhaps this is my meticulous nature more than anything else.' The photo:

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She did also do an orange, turmeric and ginger juice. In the recipe, she writes 'Mrs J declared that it was very similar to a high street branded orange, ginger and turmeric shot, and I just smiled and said thankyou'. Don't all orange, ginger and turmeric juices taste similar?!

Why do her hands look so, so grubby though? Is she using some kind of filter? They look like working man's hands, how and why?! I know I've commented on their hands before I I find them baffling.... I don't think it's the RA, that gives characteristic knuckles. These just look mucky and gnarly.