Jack Monroe #188 Jack sits on a train of lies

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misshydrangea said:
I know this is horribly OT and I’m a new Frau on this thread. But. Can I please just say this... I’m in the worst place of my horribly (late thirties) adult life. And stumbling across the cabal has actually meant quite a lot to me, because a group of strangers have actually made me smile and laugh out loud. So without sounding like a sad fishing thunder bleep, I just wanted to express my thanks to all of you. Ahem. I’ll stop now.

No really.I’ll stop.

In other ‘news’ Jack is a menace to society and a terrible wanker xxx
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The cabal are absolutely brilliant. Sorry you are feeling shite, please keep going and just distract yourself somewhat with us truth-seekers. Love to you xxx and it doesn’t matter if life has gone a bit tit, it will be better (I hope) 👍
 
I do think that Peeky is Jack, and Jack followed their Jackolyte, fizzy. But the PBP rumbled Peeky on the first tweet so the account wasn’t used again.
Fraus, the abbreviation is POBP. I can forgive you not understanding PBP but I shan’t forgive you misremembering Plenty Of Black Pepper.

Anyway Jack will probably tweet from it once this has all been grunkad
 
Louisa tap-dancing Compton on a cracker. This is what comes up when you search for Peeky_mink on DuckDuckGo. I’m getting flashbacks to when we tried to influence the SEO google search results. Have we accidentally done a tort?!

@misshydrangea welcome to the jungle! 🤣

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heretoreaditall2019 said:
Seeing as we’re having a crazy moment - I’ve been watching a few of those YouTube “documentaries” where ppl basically just ~spill the tea~ on problematic creators.

Someone needs to do one for Jack, either an established YouTuber or one of us. @BeautifulTrauma’s videos were gr8 if you did a docu you could probably monetise it ala JM.
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Oh I would like to watch those, any titles I can search for?
 
heretoreaditall2019 said:
Seeing as we’re having a crazy moment - I’ve been watching a few of those YouTube “documentaries” where ppl basically just ~spill the tea~ on problematic creators.

Someone needs to do one for Jack, either an established YouTuber or one of us. @BeautifulTrauma’s videos were gr8 if you did a docu you could probably monetise it ala JM.
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It has to do that thing where they speed up then edit the voiceover to a speed where no human being could actually breathe and speak and not hyperventilate. All delivered in a tone that is bewildered at life yet vaguely menacing at the same time.
 
HotesTilaire said:
Oh I would like to watch those, any titles I can search for?
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I’ve been watching Jarvis Johnson’s channel this week - one on that creepy Dan “king of Instagram” and another on Shane Dawson. Chris Hanson has a series on Dahvie Vanity who is a p*do too, as well as fresh to catch a predator. Edit - he did a rly good series on Onision that’s on discovery too!

On topic: last 12 months for Jackie, UK. Tattle received 62% of the search volume her Twitter page did & basically double what her recipes did. From memory this is the highest I’ve seen it - who should be tipping who in this scenario??

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heretoreaditall2019 said:
Seeing as we’re having a crazy moment - I’ve been watching a few of those YouTube “documentaries” where ppl basically just ~spill the tea~ on problematic creators.

Someone needs to do one for Jack, either an established YouTuber or one of us. @BeautifulTrauma’s videos were gr8 if you did a docu you could probably monetise it ala JM.
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I laugh reacted because of the “crazy moment“ comment, it’s like when cats have a ‘mad hour’, running around and howling for no reason in the middle of the night.
But I love the idea of a Youtube tea-spilling special on Jack, I wish the Scottish journalists would expose them like we dream of, but this is much more realistic. On a boring note, I don’t think it could be one of us since we need to keep it on Tattle. unless Slopbot spills the tea in musiclal form?
 
She's been at this game ten years and apparently she still has little money and shes miserable and now unwell.

If this was me I would honestly cut my losses, also not insinuating that the only reason she is unwell is because of her work,. But she keeps banging in about 20hr days, running around doing everything, how much she hates the hell site that is her sm, how much she puts into life only to receive little back... I could go on....
 
Lanie said:
She's been at this game ten years and apparently she still has little money and shes miserable and now unwell.

If this was me I would honestly cut my losses, also not insinuating that the only reason she is unwell is because of her work,. But she keeps banging in about 20hr days, running around doing everything, how much she hates the hell site that is her sm, how much she puts into life only to receive little back... I could go on....
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But if Jack changes career the poor will all get scurvy. They can't cook without her!!
 
Lanie said:
I have never seen her cook with oranges? Does she have a recipie for them? Orange soup?
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She made orange peel salt though!

In the recipe she writes 'Line your baking tray with greaseproof or baking paper, and place the orange peel on it. Try to make sure none of it is touching, to help it dry evenly, but perhaps this is my meticulous nature more than anything else.' The photo:

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She did also do an orange, turmeric and ginger juice. In the recipe, she writes 'Mrs J declared that it was very similar to a high street branded orange, ginger and turmeric shot, and I just smiled and said thankyou'. Don't all orange, ginger and turmeric juices taste similar?!
 
Members of the jury, I’m not letting the peeky_mink case die without a fight. So I would like to provide more evidence...
Firstly, for the avoidance of doubt, Peeky_Mink is NOT The sock account, the sock aacount is FizzBangPop (FBP) and this is not the old Peaky Mink account this is Peeky Mink version 2.
Also Peekys one and only tweet was 25 March the one and only response from PBP came almost a month later, 20 April. Hardly scared off when nothing happened for almost a month.

So FBP, the sock account - the very first person they followed was Jacks old mate Rhodri Marsden - you remember him right? The guy who left the door outside his house and Jack proclaimed that the door would be perfect for a project she was working on and she has been know for strapping these sort of things to her back and yomping home. Jack interacts on first name terms with this guy relatively often.

Also FBP is following the pretty girl who Jack randomly sent a dress to in the post.

So FBP follows..along with super fan John (surname- the same as 007), smol robot, girl she sent the dress to...the generous pescatarians @Call4fish journalist friends of Jacks Caitlin Moran, Marina Hyde and Marina O’Loughlin

I’m putting my tin foil hat away now, it’s hard work this investigating.
 
Maybe it’s Ruby Rose’s sock puppet account? Or Eva Green’s, since Jack gets told they look like her??
Jack actually said that people say they look like Eva Green! This is Eva Green 😍 I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder, looks are subjective, and truly not as important as we’re lead to believe, it’s just that... they look nothing alike!

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Sideboard Bob said:
Maybe it’s Ruby Rose’s sock puppet account? Or Eva Green’s, since Jack gets told they look like her??
Jack actually said that people say they look like Eva Green! This is Eva Green 😍 I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder, looks are subjective, and truly not as important as we’re lead to believe, it’s just that... they look nothing alike!

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Or Lily Allen - another one Jack apparently gets told they look like!
 
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