Jack Monroe #156 Super crabby ADHD faux vegan is mendacious

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pssst! said:
Jack is both infiltrating my computer and trying to sell me stuff at the same time. She's a genius. How she got hacked is baffling moi
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I keep getting this. Wut?
 

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colouredlines said:
In fact, now that I think about it:

November: Jack tags GoHenry when talking about using the card.

February: Jack writes that she is deliberately NOT tagging GoHenry "as I don't want them binning my account" - maybe she had been previously warned? 🧐
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People definitely contacted them then too, I remember a squiggle (who seemed to be a genuine squig who thought it was a great idea) getting the answer that only people with SN/LD could get them over 18 and it was a case by case decision.

My assumption is that it was in SBs name and she just about wriggled out of it then, but the Instagram admitting was the straw that broke GHs back.
 
holliebollie said:
Has she been tested for SEVERE memory superpowers yet?
I didn’t drive when I had my first baby and was talking about passing my test today. I couldn’t remember how I did my food shopping with no car. Assumed someone gave me a lift there and back but WHO bleeping KNOWS, it was 15 years ago! How does she remember the TINIEST details about her life?! Either she has a savant memory or *I* have severe memory loss. Or a third option... she’s lying.
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Well she definitely doesn't have a good memory, otherwise she would have passed more than 4.5 GCSE's.
 
One of my bank security questions is "What is your dream job?".
What would the smol pixie have put to that?

Lanie said:
I'm concerned about her bank only asking for someone's birthday in an email to access accounts. I might have to phone my bank in the morning to ensure they have adequate security.

Christ I put money into the bank for my mum the other week and they wouldn't even update her book because I wasnt her. I mean would could I do with a number on a piece of paper. I can count so I would know how much she had anyway because she had so much and put so much in. 🤷
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holliebollie said:
Has she been tested for SEVERE memory superpowers yet?
I didn’t drive when I had my first baby and was talking about passing my test today. I couldn’t remember how I did my food shopping with no car. Assumed someone gave me a lift there and back but WHO bleeping KNOWS, it was 15 years ago! How does she remember the TINIEST details about her life?! Either she has a savant memory or *I* have severe memory loss. Or a third option... she’s lying.
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You can just bet she’s one of the people who would expect others to have an elephantine memory for their whole lives too. I had a boss like that, “You bought coffee 3 years ago for me on the 18th July,what type was it? You said you saw X film three months ago on Saturday but it was Sunday.”

ETA: my boss was not a liar but did have a frankly incredible memory and she just couldn’t get her head around other people not having the same.
 
CabalofBolorneaise said:
As much as Jack deserved the squig reporting her, i have to admit I think the “my kids could be befriended by someone using a GH card” therefore I reported her is logic worthy of Jack.
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I sort of get it. It's part of the cosplay. If someone was presenting as poor and then pulled out a black AmEx card, then alarm bells would ring. Someone with ulterior motives to present as a teen might want to get the details right. Anyway, despite the darker possibilities, fraud is fraud, like mince is mince and rice is rice.
 
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KebabGirl said:
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ETA Beaten to it - but leaving there as she's done it as no reply. How long till the latest delete spree starts?
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I’ve a lot of pages to catch up on so some chaos has probs erupted and this ship has probably sailed.

But Jack, I need to get this off my chest. Not only is anyone (that I know of) from this site not doing the above, nobody is reporting you to the Crown Prosecution Service! If you’re meaning the Child Protective Services, given they’re all in America I’m fairly sure they won’t give a shiny tit. But if you choose to put pictures of your young son in his pants on Twitter whether public or private (irrelevant when you’ve got so many followers) then people will be concerned so don’t do tit like that and people won’t have anything to report you for.

If people are reporting you to the RSPCA, don’t assume it’s only people from Tattle. You treated that cat horrendously and proudly displayed it all over Twitter/Instagram so it could have been anyone.

I’ve never seen your address published here. I have no clue where you live. If others do, they’ve found it from info YOU have put out there. Really, really clever when you live with a child but then I’m sure that’s not your fault either.

Has anyone really reported you to the Police, maliciously or otherwise? Was it crimes against food? Bit like the Go Henry card, come on you deserve to be caught out about that! You proudly told all your followers you fraudulently applied for a bank card! Why don’t you deserve to be pulled up about that? If any sort of crime has been committed then Police or other agencies (I think) than send a report to the CPS.

You need to stop being such a tit.
 
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alethophobia said:
jack your net worth is between £1-£5 million and your books sell for between £6 - £19 😳 why are you locking your debits cards and using your kids money hun? you’re not at the days of walking around aldi with a calculator making sure you’re staying on budget for the weekly shop (wait no that’s my childhood memory there), you’re “ a #1 best seller” as you like to say all the time, so really must i ask?
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In true Jack style i lied about logging off. Is she really worth that much? Jeez. Can she buy some new lies with that net worth then?
 
FeelingPrawny said:
I'm so ready for court, I'll have my outfit made in no time!! Sneak preview of the dress I shall wear that I found ...(in a puddle of course) I may even take random 'birds gloves' off everytime the judge either has to have something explained in very simple terms that has us all in hysterics or just because there is a sideboard that I need to linger on.... (they lived a good life these gloves) 🤣... I could even ask some high designer brands if they fancy sponsoring me.... I could leave the gloves i take off as calling cards for the cabal 🤣
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OMG, are these vegan feathers? :love:
Please can we share this outfit in court? ♥️
 
colouredlines said:
In fact, now that I think about it:

November: Jack tags GoHenry when talking about using the card.

February: Jack writes that she is deliberately NOT tagging GoHenry "as I don't want them binning my account" - maybe she had been previously warned? 🧐
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And in so doing, she reveals that SHE WAS AWARE that GoHenry were entitled to “bin” her account, if they found out how she used it. So she was KNOWINGLY in breach of the terms of the account. And so she doesn’t have a leg to stand on. Best call off the lawyers/police now, eh Jack? (Not that she ever called them, let’s face it).

Also, Jack would be very much mistaken if she assumes that her blue-ticker mates are not seeing all this. They may not call her out (it’s not worth the chaos), but they see it all.
 
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