Jack Monroe #156 Super crabby ADHD faux vegan is mendacious

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Although let’s just remember that she is claiming someone contacted “the bank” by email claiming to be her and this resulted in SB’s account being closed.
Maybe his dad could set up his GoHenry? Problem solved!
The cross-pollination of minor players with frau-like abilities is quite something <insert overused p Silva crime map gif>
I don't understand it at all. She's cross because the bank did their job.
 
What a brilliant chaos everyone - it was a slow burner, the basics had been fed into the storyline for a while and when it blew up in our protagonists face they *did not* get universal pity and acclaim and of course guilt-pennies and so had to delete the lot! Well done cabal - and all you quick draw screenshotters - this is what all those receipts are for. Alexis time

 
For any newcomers, just a reminder: the GoHenry tale first appeared in November, when Jack was pretending that she was providing for 2 adults and 1 child on 20£ a week:

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(This was categorically untrue: her slop pics at the time routinely featured ingredients that had never been in her shopping lists, plus she was chomping away on penny sweets, soft soft cheap white bread, finding mystery food down the back of the fridge, etc. Plus she wasn't using a GoHenry card, as her posted Asda receipts showed.)

She also claimed it in her seminal essay, "Potatoes":
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This was first published in July, but has been edited several times to become ever more unwieldy. I am confident that the GoHenry aside was a later edit.

Then she posted a comment about it on noted con artist Sarah Akwisombe's Instagram, as a money saving tip.

I am neither gifted nor talented, but "I SAVE MONEY BY COMMITTING FRAUD" seems like an odd tip to suggest.
Wow, I didn't realise she'd included it in her seminal, scathing POTATOES essay! Is that still there? It's perfectly reasonable to assume that someone from Go Henry would have seen that and been .... unimpressed. It's not like anyone even needed to report it to them, she's so busy bellowing to all and sundry that she uses the card fraudulently.
 
Wow, I didn't realise she'd included it in her seminal, scathing POTATOES essay! Is that still there? It's perfectly reasonable to assume that someone from Go Henry would have seen that and been .... unimpressed. It's not like anyone even needed to report it to them, she's so busy bellowing to all and sundry that she uses the card fraudulently.

She tagged them the first time, FFS! Short course GCSE RE didn't prepare her very well for the world of social media. 😭
 
Jack is both infiltrating my computer and trying to sell me stuff at the same time. She's a genius. How she got hacked is baffling moi
 

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Has she been tested for SEVERE memory superpowers yet?
I didn’t drive when I had my first baby and was talking about passing my test today. I couldn’t remember how I did my food shopping with no car. Assumed someone gave me a lift there and back but WHO bleeping KNOWS, it was 15 years ago! How does she remember the TINIEST details about her life?! Either she has a savant memory or *I* have severe memory loss. Or a third option... she’s lying.
 
jack your net worth is between £1-£5 million and your books sell for between £6 - £19 😳 why are you locking your debits cards and using your kids money hun? you’re not at the days of walking around aldi with a calculator making sure you’re staying on budget for the weekly shop (wait no that’s my childhood memory there), you’re “ a #1 best seller” as you like to say all the time, so really must i ask?
 
jack your net worth is between £1-£5 million and your books sell for between £6 - £19 😳 why are you locking your debits cards and using your kids money hun? you’re not at the days of walking around aldi with a calculator making sure you’re staying on budget for the weekly shop (wait no that’s my childhood memory there), you’re “ a #1 best seller” as you like to say all the time, so really must i ask?
Bravo kori! Loving the username
 
I'm concerned about her bank only asking for someone's birthday in an email to access accounts. I might have to phone my bank in the morning to ensure they have adequate security.

Christ I put money into the bank for my mum the other week and they wouldn't even update her book because I wasnt her. I mean would could I do with a number on a piece of paper. I can count so I would know how much she had anyway because she had so much and put so much in. 🤷
 
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