Jack Monroe #156 Super crabby ADHD faux vegan is mendacious

[Soapy Dolphin]

Blimey, I go for a walk and come back to 25 pages of Sunday Chaos...huzzar!

Well done, GoHenry. She may act 9 years old but, surprisingly, she isn’t.

Quite amusing that she wound herself up into a sanctimonious little tizzy. Oh, the horror (oh, the irony)! You got caught out and flubbing about on Twitter will only dig that hole deeper. Enjoy!

I wish a squiggle would ask how her face is now – she’ll pop that tooth right out at this rate.

 

[Satisfying Click]

What a week it has been! Last Sunday and the dental/facial rash, the boiled mushroom ramen and now this.

The GoHenry rebellion needs it's own category for The Sloppies 2.0

 

[GoLando]

Oooh!

Wow, it’s a cracking Sunday when you have a glass of wine and 30+ pages to catch up.

Broke my grunk to come and say I audibly gasped at this to the extent Child 2’s head spun from youtube’s direction to mine - no mean feat these days!

 

[Monochrome Muse]

Bloke: fancy a film?
Me: nah sorry, she's doing a chaos about a GH card she's fraudulently obtained.
Bloke: that's the bank for kids yeah?
Me: yeah.
Bloke: *pours me wine and orders takeaway*

 

[pssst!]

I'm currently writing a letter to Jack.

Dear Jack

You must not tell lies. The End

Yours sincerely

Us lot

 

[Ivegotaheadache]

I usually lurk but it's THIS lying right before my eyes that's done it. I suppose before, although it got to me I was always late to the action. But the lies are happening right now! How? Just HOW can someone be like this? And try to make out they are a victim? Where is her conscience? She has to be ill, right? In which case rather than hating her, should we be feeling sorry for her? But, at the same time, she is HURTING OTHERS.

Man, I'm shook. She makes me feel sick.

ETA: How do I squiggle?
ETA: worked it out. Also, giddy with excitement at all the Tattle Celebs liking my post!!

 

[MarzBarzie]

Just checked and it looks like the owner of the newly protected tweets started the thread that contains the ‘due diligence’ JM comment (which then leads to Reporting Squiggle and GH). duck me, it’s like an entire new language! I speak Cabal!!!

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Bloke: fancy a film?
Me: nah sorry, she's doing a chaos about a GH card she's fraudulently obtained.
Bloke: that's the bank for kids yeah?
Me: yeah.
Bloke: *pours me wine and orders takeaway*

He’s a keeper.

 

[pssst!]

Why hasn’t she got any pants on!!

They've been stolen. Along with her identity

 

[Petelgeuse]

Solid grunk there but what an afternoon!.. good work grabbing the receipts you vile horrible canal of ninnies.

JM.. finally your lies and BS catching up with you

 

[SlopAmbsase]

Sounds a plan. Although they will have to be latex free.... I don't fancy missing this court drama because of an ouchy allergic reaction . Do you have any designer sponsors that you're already in touch with that could pull this off for us, otherwise we may need more puddles? .

Maybes Stella McCartney could be our sponcon couturier as an apology for the LM horror?

 

[Mel Donte]

Navy sofa?

Need pics please detective peeps! I though she had a hard looking one that was grey and a flumpy one that was light blue/grey.

This is the photo that she posted on Facebook

 

[Legionnairess]

Imagining Henry softly, gently, mendaciously losing his tit behind the scenes has made my night. This has been a most wonderful chaos and I'm honoured to have witnessed it all in real-time.

Me too! I always seem to catch the aftermath so it’s nice to have been present.

 

[pssst!]

He’s a keeper.

He's on a par with Sam

 

[MarzBarzie]

Is anyone following the lovely man who recently protected his tweets? I’m sure I read a few proposals to him earlier...
When I click on the 5 likes, I can only see 4 names...can anyone see if it’s someone interesting?

 

[Lanie]

I must confess the screenshots are pickling my head, is that due diligence in response to Kirsty, squig and co or earlier. I'm sorry I'm such a confused muppet

 

[Vanelope]

Brave squiggle - hope they don’t get the flying monkey treatment - which would be a really really bad look after Go Henry has publicly backed them. Jack has no legs to stand on right now - can go with Caroline ‘no hands’.

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Is anyone following the lovely man who recently protected his tweets? I’m sure I read a few proposals to him earlier...
When I click on the 5 likes, I can only see 4 names...can anyone see if it’s someone interesting?

I looked. I can see 6 now, no one interesting. I follow him and it wasn’t him.

 

[I steal names]

Well well well! This was the most delicious catch up. It's nice when people's lies catch up with them. I wonder where she goes from here.

 

[pssst!]

Come on @Pocahontas. Get them fingers flexing and knuckles cracked for the new thread