Jack Monroe #145 Mamapapa, why is all the food brown?

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LyraBalaqua said:
She shows how unprofessional she is without even realising it.

Messy kitchen☑
Too much going on at the same time☑
Fannying around on Twitter☑
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Yep, does not get it. I was shocked to see it, what a mess. She equates mess with creativity...a busy kitchen, full of passion, so sensual...
I have my seatbelts tightened that the exciting news are only a TV appearance, please don't let it be that she bought the once so "crappy" bungalow after begging for money, giving the impression she was desperate for money, hinting that her water might be turned off a few months ago.
 
Misbehaving said:
I am so sorry to hear that.
Thats the worst thing any child can go through.
How terrible for you to have such an abusive parent (who should have protected you).
Sometimes words are not enough to convey feelings but i really hope that you can heal from that awful experience and that with time the scars fade a little.
Thinking of you and wishing you all the best after such a horrendous ordeal ❤
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Thank you, I've had a lot of therapy (via NHS, can't afford 3 on speed dial like jack) and I am getting there. I have a child of my own and it makes me so happy knowing I am giving her the best start in life that I can. Even if some of her food creations are maverick (jam, fried egg and chilli sandwich anyone? 🤢) ... on second thoughts, I best tell her to get out of Jack's niche of inedible creations!




Regarding the constant rearranging of the crappy bungalow, perhaps I am reading too much into it but I do worry the effect this will have on SB. He is being moved around every couple of months and then even when he's settled in a home it's constantly getting rearranged
 
This one was quite decomposed, I wondered whether to post it but we have seen so, so many now.
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Oh wow!!! 5 Guys and Dishoom have just been named the top 2 busiest Deliveroo takeaways in Edinburgh!

It's great that such hidden gems of independent restaurants have had a chance to shine

(also...OT....but.. .for fraus with access to BBC Scotland, the funniest programme ever is on at 10 pm tonight...Scot Squad!)
 
Cunderthunt said:
I strongly suspect Jack deliberately doesn’t pay her rent reliably, as part of continuing poverty cosplay. I reckon she would love to be evicted.

We know she sees deadlines as guidelines, and I bet she doesn’t see rent as essential as her endless luxury household shite, or as essential as saving for her Forever Home.

Edit to add: if you think about it, not paying rent is a win-win for her. Every month she doesn’t pay saves her about £2000. Plus she gets to pretend her followers she’s struggling with rent, so that they donate her more money. Any consequences of not paying rent can only go in her favour.
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I feel sorry for the landlord. As Gothprincess has said she needs the rental income. But JM only thinks about herself 😡
 
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HotesTilaire said:
@essexgirl101 confirmed to us- Jack wanted to be a journalist
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..but presumably couldn't be arsed to either get qualifications or an apprenticeship in it. So she became the 'News' story instead as there was mileage in that. Like being a food writer without bothering to learn to cook; the path of perceived least effort at all times.

Much like some of the items in the Daily Venom.

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This did make me stop and reread it more carefully, though.
 
People-huv-tae-know said:
Just dropping my latest profile pic here. It is definitely relevant to the JM threads.
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Perfect! You can just hear that in her voice!

I‘m another one getting second hand stress from JM being so behind on her rent. I thought it was another lie :oops:
It’s infuriating knowing that she has (or has had) the means to pay it. Even before my “severe“ ADHD was diagnosed and everything always felt a bit chaotic, I’ve always managed to get my rent paid.
I don’t care much about her, but I do hope she pulls her tit together for the sake of SB, I really do feel for him. ETA. And her landlord too, what the hell is Jack thinking!

Anyone else think there’ll be a Twitter narc rage very soon thanks to all the things that have been exposed here recently?
 
MooBelle said:
This thread is suddenly moving very fast, but there was someone who just posted about a dog being in the spare room.
Makes sense. Or maybe a lodger? That crap in the kitchen has definitely been moved out of the dining room or spare bedroom. She'smaking space for something.
Also, she either has a dishwasher or she has two washing machines. Washing machine is by the sink, dishwasher is obscured by the table at front right of pic.
She has said before that she and SB do all their washing up by hand. Again, why lie?
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She does all the washing up by hand, the dishwasher was forced upon her because, SHE RENTS !!!
 
CuriousCat92 said:
Does she ever admit to buying anything substantial? The drawers were a gift, the apple was the reduced one from sainsburys. I would love to have such generous friends and be so good at continually snaffling bargains!
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The kitchenaid mixer was a gift, apparently. Wish my friends were so generous.

In amongst that load of tweets she says that if she had bought it herself, she would treat it like her second born. But as it was a gift she doesn't value it and runs it by plastering it with crappy pink glitter paint.

What a witch. If she treated an expensive gift I had given her with such disregard, she would no longer be a friend.
 
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