Jack Monroe #130 Or, more likely it just didn’t happen

[PoorPatrol]

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Whose reflection is this in the mirror?

Excuse me, just off to tit me pants
Run, Jack! Runnnnnnnn! You live totally alone with zero support, so that person can only be a g-g-g-ghost!

 

[Dogmuck]

Her butter dish is for lard, I assume.

ETA @LyraBalaqua Snap!

I came here from the past to ask why our Jackie would need a butter dish? Squiggle already outed her.

 

[LyraBalaqua]

Maybe we’ve found the mystery door stepper. They’re not outside , they’re in the house Jack!

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Not to be all conspiracy theory but look at the person in the mirror in the Twitter pic vs the insta one, might be my eyesight but it’s 2 different people.

It's exactly the same kitchen photo on Instagram and Twitter.

 

[Sallers]

It's exactly the same kitchen photo on Instagram and Twitter.

Possibly the way it’s edited then
Old eyes!

 

[I’MBUSY!]

Shall we start bets on whether Jack adopts this as her latest trauma: “Ghost Twitter, I think my house might be haunted. It explains the malign influence I find myself under whenever I’m in the kitchen. If I keep producing slop, call the Vatican”

“PS I’d contact Derek Acorah myself, but I’m too shy”

 

[Silver Linings]

Shall we start bets on whether Jack adopts this as her latest trauma: “Ghost Twitter, I think my house might be haunted. It explains the malign influence I find myself under whenever I’m in the kitchen. If I keep producing slop, call the Vatican”

“PS I’d contact Derek Acorah myself, but I’m too shy”

She might have to ask her dusty aunt for that referral.

 

[Scotty1976]

@Sentient mirror run !!!!!

 

[Pocahontas]

Is the ghost Viv?

Perhaps it’s her sentient mirror having a Sunday laff. ‘Don’t tell her it’s me, lads’

 

[kangaroobutt]

That space where the flowers are is where her old fridge was. It will accommodate any standard 60cm width fridge or fridge freezer. Why is her fridge in the hall again? Oh, yes, right, it's because she chose to buy a £3,000 double door giant smeg to keep food for a two-person household.

Jack is neither poor nor an eco warrior.

It even says TOAST on it....you couldn't make it up

 

[Boyo]

Surely unnecessary? She’s unlikely to ever mistakenly use it as an actual nail brush.

 

[TriviaNewtonJohn]

Anyone else got Life by Des'ree stuck in their head?

I don't want to see a ghost
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news

 

[Readingismyhobby]

Does she have her sweeping brush and shovel hanging above her bench. Yum. crappy cat paw crumbs from the kitchen floor in youre sandwich..

Probably improves the taste of her sandwich’s.

 

[Lemonsweets91]

I came here from the past to ask why our Jackie would need a butter dish? Squiggle already outed her.
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I'm going mad, that looks like a toaster as well. She doesn't own one!

ETA: https://www.emmabridgewater.co.uk/p...NmJjZuasQGe4aNimnMXAeNze_3t_tY1AaAusGEALw_wcB

 

[LyraBalaqua]

Shall we start bets on whether Jack adopts this as her latest trauma: “Ghost Twitter, I think my house might be haunted. It explains the malign influence I find myself under whenever I’m in the kitchen. If I keep producing slop, call the Vatican”

“PS I’d contact Derek Acorah myself, but I’m too shy”

I think Derek’s dead.

Rest in Peace Del and apologies if you’re still alive.

 

[I’MBUSY!]

I think Derek’s dead.

Fits the narrative of our Jacks (and me) having her finger on the pulse, I suppose!

 

[PoorPatrol]

I think Derek’s dead.

Rest in Peace Del and apologies if you’re still alive.

Live, laugh, love. The greatest gift in life is to be remembered. It’s what Derek would have wanted, I’m sure!

 

[Cactusflower]

Given how giddy & Mallory Towers Jacks sounding today I think that reflection is of her cleaner!’
She’s had to deal with the scummy tiles in the crappy bungalow while Jack lounges gently and softly on alternate sofas telling her the reality of poverty

 

[Lanie]

It even says TOAST on it....you couldn't make it up

But she did anyway. Because well maverick I guess.

 

[PoorPatrol]

Fits the narrative of our Jacks (and me) having her finger on the pulse, I suppose!

Dead people Twitter, who can you think of that you always think is dead but isn’t, or isn’t dead but is? I’ve got a book to write, and Patreons to not completely rip off, but this is part of my 20 hour work day #RIPViv