Jack Monroe #121 Fahrenheit 106

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Marmalade Atkins said:
I just re-read my favourite moment of the year. Thanks to @kachoochoo for the screenshots.

For anyone who missed it the first time round:

17th September 2020: The Accidental For Sale Sign.

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I love how far beyond parody she is. It would be genius if she was doing it purposefully 😂

You literally could not make that tweet thread up.
 
I love all her 'my life is so crazy! You couldn't write this! I'm a maverick me!'

Except she does write it, regularly (and badly). Exaggerating even the most fleeting experience until it's so far from the truth none of us know which way is up.

In other news, we just got our quality street from the supermarket, which basically marks the start of Christmas for me.
 
Praise be, she's back! Just yet another retweet of the Xmas dinner.

Lots of love and virtual hugs to those in need - changed plans and black dogs. It's a weird and rubbish time, but I've found the humour on here a great way to escape. Thankfully as I'm a miserable sod I was always having Xmas day alone, but it stings not getting to see the rest of family in the days after
 
BeautifulTrauma said:
She’s going to be like a pig in tit on Twitter later when news filters through about Asda having bags of potatoes and other vegetables for 20p.

Anyone who dares bring Aldi or Lidl into the equation are going to have this fact thrown right back in their pretty little faces. I’m surprised she’s not tweet vomiting it right this second.
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Tesco are 19p
 
One of my fave moments of the year:

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Followed by some nonsensical backtracking:
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Wut?
 
Peeky_Mink said:
One of my fave moments of the year:

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Followed by some nonsensical backtracking:
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Anything that provides us with a new page in the Jack Encyclopaedia of Nonsense Vocabulary is an absolute winner! I love the “it’s what she would have wanted (RIP)” talk, anything to do with Terry the Sparrow (also RIP), and the Lady Di I cry poem was just hilarious. The sentient mirror and Brambly mice to top it off, we’ve created a fantasy world to rival Tolkien’s 😂
 
Frau’s, you have me hooting at the chaos’ she’s created this year. Keep them coming.

(And if I don’t see the fire chief soon I’ll be very shocked!).

The Edwina letter is one of my favourites when I first read that! Oh and the photo shoot with the teething necklace, what did she actually think she looks like. Oh oh oh and the reverse rats tail, trend setting for Viv. It’s what she would have wanted 🙄
 
She’s most likely reading people’s first hand experiences of Covid and then stitching them together behind the scenes to ensure her Covid drags on into long Covid and that she gets the attention all on her over Christmas. She’s that manipulative she will have planned her end game already and knows where this Covid is heading - whether she has it or not.

There is nothing that gets engagement more for Jack than disappearing when claiming to be injured/sick. She’ll be back, she’s addicted to Twitter and the highs from attention - it honestly wouldn’t surprise me if she’s on there now under a sock account tweeting away.
 
Marmalade Atkins said:
I just re-read my favourite moment of the year. Thanks to @kachoochoo for the screenshots.

For anyone who missed it the first time round:

17th September 2020: The Accidental For Sale Sign.


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Seeing it all laid out like this makes it even funnier.
To start with, it almost, ALMOST, looks like she’s dealing with it in a calm way, and then suddenly, you blink and.... OMFG THERES AN ACTUAL AXE!!!!

Sending love and strength to everyone who’s having a hard time at the moment.
I just don’t have the eloquence to find the kind words I want to say. But I’m sending solidarity to anyone that will be alone, or even just feeling lonely this week, and Christmas Day.
It’s been really helpful to hear about how others here are finding ways to make the best of it. No doubt I’ll be knocking around here with goofy comments and gifs, and honestly, if anyone needs a chat, give me a shout.
Now, get to absolute duck! x
 
HotesTilaire said:
Quick hello to say I luffs you all and missed you over the weekend, especially what seems to be the “inaugural” Sloppies. I’ve been grunkaing and reading. Looking forward to seeing the Sloppies on the laptop in full- saving it as a “treat” for after completing some dull chores.
Much love to those having a visit from the dark dog. I’ve had a curveball this weekend with the plans changing. I’m disappointed but coping. I know for a lot of people it’s much worse than that and will really affect them as they were so looking forward to something nice, and spending time with loved ones. If nothing else, hopefully we can offer a few laughs and hoots for you here.
I just nipped out for a few bits from Mr T’s and bought quite a lot as the fresh veg was so cheap and appealing. Not a googly eye or a golden cast of lard juice in sight!
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I’m glad you’re coping, and it’s great to see you and your trusty 🥕 here again! You will LOVE the Sloppies! I’m actually excited for anyone that’s not “watched” them yet, it really is a treat!
 
Walnutss said:
Wait 😂😂 did she end up cutting it down??? I need twitter instead of relying on you lovelies. Did she delete the tweets!?
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@Walnutss , are you not familiar with her work?

I don't actually know, but I'd hazard a guess and say Yes, absolutely x

ETA answering for tweet deletion.

On the sign chopping, I'm thinking no, as there's no actual photo - although obs there's the "black eye" photo and the actual black eye didn't exist so to quote @kachoochoo who bleeping knows
 
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