Jack Monroe #121 Fahrenheit 106

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Sorry......not sorry 😁
 
She's probably gone quiet because she's stewing about not being allowed to attend The Sloppies. Not to worry, she'll be back with an immense list of her favourite dad rock albums and flavours of crisp any moment now.

I've read and typed Mel Donte so many times now that I'm genuinely getting quite confused when I see Del Monte and can't remember which one is the real one. Anyway, I've just found out that they manufacture eggless mayo in a squeezable pouch so I can't wait to see that turn up in her recipes. Mayo pineapple toastie? Mango mayo hummus? The possibilities are endless.
 
Apologies as I think somebody already said this but can’t recall who. Doesn’t she have shrodingers Covid- both the worst and longest but also not debilitating at all?
Tagging fareshare 2 hours before King MR of Manchester documentary goes out. Is there🥕 a Muriel’s Wedding “what a coincidence” gif?
 
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Walnutss said:
That's a no then

No wonder she needs dinosaur naps. I tire reading her frantic tweets
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The weirdest thing about that was she thought tabloid journalists would be interested in a no mark having a for sale sign put outside her RENTED bungalow by mistake.

Jack hun if they weren't interested in on your past as a sex worker, they are not going to be interested in you acting like a demented lumberjack
 
Marcus: BBC programme 7pm this evening Feeding Britain’s Children about his childhood in poverty, his mum went without so her children could eat, free meals for kids in the school holidays, raises profile of FareShare.

Jack: DON’T FORGET ME!!!!! MEL DONTE have donated pallets of tanned fruit cocktail to FareShare. Oh and #AD
 
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Is she never going to allow replies? How funny.
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Great news! Del Monte have just started paying me to promote the benefits of (their beloved) canned fruit! One of the first things they've done is organised a huge delivery of cans and fruit pots to go to the fareshareuk warehouse in Deptford......

....Where it will be shared out with people who need it most this Christmas. They couldn't get a pic of the pallets but here's one of the lovely Emma at Fareshare with a couple of the cans.

- You're very welcome, Monroe.

Footnote: How bleeping weird and arrogant is it it, by the way, that after these cans which have been supplied by Del Monte, presumably delivered by a truck driver and unpacked by 'the lovely Emma', that once that all of these separate strands have come together for th benefits of those in need that they then have to stop what they're doing, take a break from sharing these cans in order to take some photos of 'the lovely Emma' holding a few of them just so that a anonymous, attention hungry twitter twit can claim it as her own virtuous deed?? bleeping psycho.
 
TurnedUpInTipp said:
Terrorising? TERRORISING?!
Seriously though.
The Malala Yousafzai of cooking shite from a tin.
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Now if you were a Z-lister, and your family were truly being targeted by malign, vicious bullies, why would your priority be to threaten journalists, ahead of time, to not even dare to think about covering it?

If this was really happening, her first priority would be to contact the police about harrassment and stalking (who would probably have told her to stop with the incessant oversharing, because everyone already knows where she lives already). Most other public figures in this situation have welcomed press coverage. But not our Jackie.

She blatantly has something to hide. She knows the information on these threads is career-destroying. If anyone doubted that she knows she is a liar, this is evidence.
 
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