It's Em #17 A grifted P&O (Princess and Onslow) cruise
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Crybaby Tania
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To see a Warty Goblin pumpkin, that's why
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Delia Smith
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PinkandTwinkly
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As a 43 Yr old childless woman myself, and trying it think.
I've never been to one, so maybe if I was invited (and it was weekday with kids at school) I might go just to chose a pumpkin.
Assume it'd similar to strawberry PYO and you chose one to take home/carve?
What I wouldn't do would be make it my personality, get really excited for it, take 100s pictures of myself dressed like a twit in sunnies
But then i am not an autumn so..
Nurse Ratched
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Grabbing cow even has a link to her sweater on the pumpkin insta, affiliate link huh?
She looks like a monster humbug, here’s a condom hat to go with it luv 
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bitsandbobs123
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When was the last time someone took a picture of you staring sultry into the distance???
Nope. Me neither
Nope. Me neither
Delia Smith
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Remember when she told us she was ‘severely anemic’?? Funny how that isn’t mentioned anymore.
Doing a ‘boo basket’ as a middle aged woman is really tragic. She really is so toddler-like at times.
Doing a ‘boo basket’ as a middle aged woman is really tragic. She really is so toddler-like at times.
Crybaby Tania
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I don't think that Big Em's public announcement about her thyroid garnered her the sympathy that she was hoping for. Most of the comments seem to be along the lines of expressing - 'Oh dear, I have that. I just take my medication and get on with my life.'
That jumper is horrible, it's not flattering to her at all.
That jumper is horrible, it's not flattering to her at all.
Theyallneedarealitycheck
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Now she’s been gifted a hamper from The Ivy to promote their new restaurant opening in Bournemouth. Guess a free meal will be in the offing too.
Hanna Spanna
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Can someone enlighten me on what the F a boo basket is?
Vixen88
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A chance for big Emma to receive gifts and sweetie no doubt.
I presume it’s like kids now getting a Christmas Eve box, but this has Halloween shite in?
All I can think of is the boo box from the film Hook, where they lock a pirate in a box and drop scorpions(?) in through a hatch.
Just learnt that pirate was actually played by Glenn Close.
Delia Smith
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Imagine Onslow at the Ivy with drag queen Big Em. He’ll bring the tone down there with his tatty polo shirt and green teeth.
PinkandTwinkly
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They'll fit in the local Ivys aren't much special. Mainly people taking pics and pretending they are special
Crybaby Tania
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Whatever the size of the portions, they will be far too large for her tiny gluten free appetite. She will claim that she couldn't eat it all, then make Chris stop at the chippy on the way home.They'll be disappointed if they are invited to the Ivy. The restaurant regularly pick up 2 star ratings, as the portions are tiny
LellsBells
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She’s so stuck in a rut that the only creative thing she can do is revert to her old ideas. The whole Glossybox unopening, bringing back Tea with E etc….next she’ll be posting What’s in my Bag videos 
Delia Smith
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This is all because cricut have ditched her because her crafting efforts were appalling !