It's Em #17 A grifted P&O (Princess and Onslow) cruise

[Delia Smith]

Wow! No neck?

 

[VirtualSignal]

Those #kindlygifted jumpers she lives in do her no favours. Make her look like an American footballer with gargantuan shoulders.

 

[LellsBells]

Those #kindlygifted jumpers she lives in do her no favours. Make her look like an American footballer with gargantuan shoulders.

Same as the “little poncho” she bought this week
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She normally makes a huge deal about the gift bags she’s puts on the table each Christmas but she hasn’t mentioned them at all this year

Also, an Italian who can’t pronounce bruschetta

 

[Nurse Ratched]

Why oh why,is she still burbling on about her “cold” aka double pneumonia , bloody hell, she really does play on it oh wait, she’s the only person to get a cold / sore throat, in Winter!
Her mop looks over bleached , otherwise, no difference And as for going to Canada, is this the cancelled trip to Niagara Falls? WOW, she’ll come back as an expert on the country no doubt…..can’t wait

 

[littlemisschattergiggles]

Same as the “little poncho” she bought this week
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She normally makes a huge deal about the gift bags she’s puts on the table each Christmas but she hasn’t mentioned them at all this year

Also, an Italian who can’t pronounce bruschetta

Took a picture of the 'little poncho' nowt little about anything she wears literally could fit a family under that.

 

[Delia Smith]

I don’t know why her hairdresser agrees to keep bleaching her hair. It’s completely snapping off !

 

[Hanna Spanna]

Why oh why does she carry on like such an old Granny?! 'When you get to a certain age, you have to get up in the night for the loo' you're 42 woman! Not 82! Surprised she doesn't ask for a blue rinse at the hairdressers!

 

[missolia]

I’m 46 and definitely don’t have to get up in the night for loo
Anyhoo, I did watch the Holiday movie for the first time a couple of weeks ago, just one of those silly Christmas movies, why is she so obsessed about it?
And finally, why is she so obsessed with Christmas? I mean I like that time of year, family time, rest, little trips but honestly, nothing magical about that. Her fake personality scares me somehow, definitely not a person I would want to meet.

 

[evoway13]

I don’t know why her hairdresser agrees to keep bleaching her hair. It’s completely snapping off !

It looks like cheap fake fur!
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I’m 46 and definitely don’t have to get up in the night for loo
Anyhoo, I did watch the Holiday movie for the first time a couple of weeks ago, just one of those silly Christmas movies, why is she so obsessed about it?
And finally, why is she so obsessed with Christmas? I mean I like that time of year, family time, rest, little trips but honestly, nothing magical about that. Her fake personality scares me somehow, definitely not a person I would want to meet.

I’m 53 and don’t need to go to the loo in the night. She has too much body fat, stopping her bladder expanding to its full capacity- I worked on urology for two years and one of the urologists explained the mechanics of being morbidly obese and small bladder capacity ……Em will be chuffed to bits that she has something small in her body
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