In the last episode:
Ioan had a nice interview in Radio Times without speaking of his personal life, yet the tabloids picked it up and misrepresented it as opening up on his divorce. Yuck.
Also, according to the tabloids, even the most innocuous social media posts by Bianca are targeted to Alice. Double yuck.
Alice avoided both of her court appearances. On the eleventh hour, she signed a stipulation to sell the house. So the house will be listed for sale.
Regarding her criminal charges (DVPRO violations) arraignment she just did not show up, but instead tweeted manically (54+ tweets) about fatuous stuff.
An
arrest warrant referral was issued by a Los Angeles court Thursday after
Alice Evans failed to show up for her arraignment for two restraining order violations. Daily Mail reported it.
(And also
Mirror and
The Independent have picked it up).
Some of us suspect that she herself tipped the tabloids off to get attention as there were some odd tweets by AlcaTone (who was shoved back into his drawer while Alice kept tweeting manically).
Moreover, there is
an infestation of FMs in the Daily Mail (aka Daily Fail, Daily Wail, Faily Mail) comment section (as if they were already deployed and ready).
Alice,
the Mother of the Year, already managed to upset and scare her daughters by telling them that Ioan is putting their mommy in jail.
Additionally, she is pretending that she did not know about her court date, which is not true as it was mentioned even in the documents related to the house sale that she had signed. Additionally, some people tweeted her about her court date and she responded. She knew and deliberately did not show up.
Even Andrea Burkhart (one of the lawyers relaying the Depp vs Heard case on YouTube) tweeted the DM article and commented on it.
Perhaps we’ll find out (in the words of
@sevenyearbiatch ):
Did she ever take that pasta off the boil?
Will Piers Morgan do a ‘duck it, I’m Tweeting’ type thing and spill some tea?
Was Alice wasted when arrested and genuinely had no idea of the court date?
Can Marie actually read?
Is Tone stampting her feet in glee, apoplexy or tantrum right now?
Is it all just utter, utter defamation and lies?
Will the DM ever get a response from Anne Kiley, who continues to apparently represent the Fishwife in chief?
Will Alice:
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Tune in for the next episode of The Misfortunes of Al the Abuser (vaguely remembered as Ioan Gruffudd’s batshit crazy ex-wife*)!
Oh, and some of us have run out of popcorn, cookies, and chocolate.
*Provided by the courtesy of
@MarmiteMonster