IamSarahjay #15 You've sung more goodbyes and goodnights than the Von Trapp children

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Oh bloody hell! That tweet where she complains about Moppit and Tidyup putting cakeS in the fridge to 'go off'...

Frozen cake defrosts in the fridge, so how long were they in there to go off? If they just defrosted it would be annoying but the 4 of them could just eat them and laugh.

Doesn't she go in the fridge to get milk for a cup of tea? Veggies? Anything?

Why not check the kids have done their chores properly?
 
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I wonder if the LG with the broken fridge compartment is full of mouldy old food. If my frozen cake was put in there I probably wouldn’t eat it either.
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(The big £385 American style Fridgemaster is frost-free.)
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The first mention of the fridge freezer on this account never actually said “defrost”.
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It’s a Mr Trebus science experiment in there, I’m convinced.
 
Mooky and Mr Boo* made it to school
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Could this possibly be so when the fire alarm goes the classes are used to lining up quietly in an order that makes counting them in quick, before any missing kids get crispy pancaked**? What do I know, I’m just ex school staff.
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No words babe xx

*No shade: I bloody love Mooky.

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Various food suggestions, most okay, including how to keep milk-milk cool. No mention of a bag of apples. I’ll try to keep an eye on progress but also on my mental health with this one so might not be frequent.
 
Darvos said:
Mooky and Mr Boo* made it to school
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Could this possibly be so when the fire alarm goes the classes are used to lining up quietly in an order that makes counting them in quick, before any missing kids get crispy pancaked**? What do I know, I’m just ex school staff.
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No words babe xx

*No shade: I bloody love Mooky.

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Various food suggestions, most okay, including how to keep milk-milk cool. No mention of a bag of apples. I’ll try to keep an eye on progress but also on my mental health with this one so might not be frequent.
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Why is she so combative all the time? She's always telling us she's laid back and easy breezy but all she does is pick fights and take offence to everything*

*Silly me. It's because she has no social life or career commitments beyond milking her teenagers for benefit money. Duh.
 
Foxvint said:
Teachers absolutely are better than her. All of them. All the time.

Can we have 'at the risk of sounding thick' for #threadtitle. She should have that on a placard round her neck.
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I LEGIT JUST CAME TO COMMENT EXACTLY THIS!
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So happy for her that minutes after forking out for a holiday she can justify a £350 fridge freezer, she must have worked so hard! Oh… Freemans? Doesn’t that mean she’s bought it on tick?

Honestly, for half that money she could probably have an appliance engineer out to fix her fridge and her cooker. It’ll be something daft like a fuse or a blocked drainage channel.

I’ve never come across someone so extraordinarily wasteful. It’s pure laziness. I would say she probably hasn’t called an engineer to have a look because she’s embarrassed by her house, but we already know she’s got a shame deficit. It’s more likely a case of CBA.

Do we reckon the old fridge is going to be banished to the hallway of doom, or the jungle outside the back door (assuming she can find the key)?
 
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Darvos said:
Mooky and Mr Boo* made it to school
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Could this possibly be so when the fire alarm goes the classes are used to lining up quietly in an order that makes counting them in quick, before any missing kids get crispy pancaked**? What do I know, I’m just ex school staff.
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No words babe xx

*No shade: I bloody love Mooky.

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Various food suggestions, most okay, including how to keep milk-milk cool. No mention of a bag of apples. I’ll try to keep an eye on progress but also on my mental health with this one so might not be frequent.
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Fifty years old and too thick to figure out how to feed herself for a few days without a fridge.

Fruit and veg can be kept out. Do some bleeping exercise and walk to the shop every other day for ingredients? She's neither use nor bleeping ornament, honestly.
 
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