IamSarahjay #15 You've sung more goodbyes and goodnights than the Von Trapp children

[byefeliciax]

Ah but it’s the old teacher training day swiz innit. Blackpool Illuminations were switched on Friday evening, I was thinking there was no way they were going to be fit for Monday morning.

Spoiler

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Although tbf they could just as easily still be up there. “Deer Skool, boys are still in Blackpool Lancs as mu Asda scooter has gone flat, Thx Sazza Gee.”

Oh my bad! I didn’t see that it was teacher training! How odd of them to phrase it ‘first day of term’ on the term dates section of the website, I bet loads of parents get confused. I know our school’s one has a literal colour coded calendar that couldn’t be clearer and people still get the dates confused

Glad she’s had an extra couple of have days to sort Paul & Barry’s blazers out!

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

I think Pleasure Beach & South Pier’s school starts back tomorrow, so those blazers should be in the wash a few hours from now.
While we await her return, some CissyJupe gems here for your delectation. All the greatest hits really.

Spendy gin, begs the internet for sweeties for mu babies.

 

[byefeliciax]

She pisses me right off. Poverty, hardship, rent arrears, crowdfunds, and grant applications one minute; £30 bottles of gin, £42 swimsuits, caravan holidays, broadband upgrades, and brand new furniture the next.

 

[L3moning]

Spendy gin, begs the internet for sweeties for mu babies.

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Not bad to say she "doesn't drink".

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Sarah has a 'recovering broken ankle.'

Ok, dude.

 

[griftalo]

Fuckin ell when did she break it??hasn’t it been YEARS

 

[nothanksbabes]

I think Pleasure Beach & South Pier’s school starts back tomorrow, so those blazers should be in the wash a few hours from now.
While we await her return, some CissyJupe gems here for your delectation. All the greatest hits really.

"Staying in bed on days off"

Days off from what, exactly, you indolent loser?

 

[markcorriganscrisps]

I think Pleasure Beach & South Pier’s school starts back tomorrow, so those blazers should be in the wash a few hours from now.
While we await her return, some CissyJupe gems here for your delectation. All the greatest hits really.

There is so much to unpack here (particularly as I'm on the sofa tonight as crispydug has the shits), but my main takeaways are:

Libra Rising

and

Spicy fragrant gin and lemonade

 

[MaineCoonMama]

There is so much to unpack here (particularly as I'm on the sofa tonight as crispydug has the shits), but my main takeaways are:

Libra Rising

and

Spicy fragrant gin and lemonade

Aww, love to Crispydug. I hope he's ok.

As for Sarah, mate, every woman goes to work with some level of pain/discomfort at least once a month.
You think you're such a badass, I think you're actually a soft as shite fanny.

 

[L3moning]

Tempted to say "recovering broken ankle" whenever mine hurts.

I broke it 2004, and damaged the ligaments in it in 2010.

But because I'm not Sarah, I don't. I just take paracetamol, stick a tubular bandage on it and get on with things as normal.

 

[Darvos]

Back from hols to a broken fridge freezer (leaking brown goo). She’s not looking for money, just advice. This in reply to a squig who’s advised her to turn it on again in a couple of days. Only commenting because nobody has appreciated her pun genius, least of all Saz.

 

[byefeliciax]

Back from hols to a broken fridge freezer (leaking brown goo). She’s not looking for money, just advice. This in reply to a squig who’s advised her to turn it on again in a couple of days. Only commenting because nobody has appreciated her pun genius, least of all Saz.
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She’s so tragic.

 

[Hold my beans]

Not the chip freezer??

 

[Darvos]

Not the chip freezer??

The fridge freezer bought in ‘22.

 

[Foxvint]

Am sure it'll be The Eldests fault somehow.
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The fridge freezer bought in ‘22.
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Ofc she didn't get reconditioned. If you ram it to the rafters with shite and never defrost it, 2 years is about right.

 

[Darvos]

Two things:

Student finance plus benefits? Anyone?

Might be an idea to clean the caravan a bit when you leave, Saz

 

[Hold my beans]

Eh? Thought she was staying at Haven?

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Does she mean whitegoods, not electronics? I'm sure she does unless she's having troubling weighing pot on her digi-scales.

 

[Foxvint]

Omg she must have left it in a horrendous state. What a woman.

 

[SleevelessSlopSlinger]

What happened to the chip freezer? Guess we can assume it’s so minging she can’t use it