IamSarahjay #15 You've sung more goodbyes and goodnights than the Von Trapp children

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byefeliciax said:
I really miss her. So much has been left on a cliffhanger!

Did she ever make it to Blackpool?
Did she sell the car in the end?
Are the boys ready to go back to school tomorrow? How on earth did she afford their uniform this year without BuyMeACoffee?
Has The Eldest replaced the dining chairs yet?
Did DLA believe her bullshit?
How many more thousands of pounds of study debt does she intend to rack up and never pay back just to avoid ever having a job?
Did she ever get the back on that chest of drawers?
How are her iron levels? Has she had a transfusion yet?
Is mu big butch fella okay?
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Yup if the boys are back to school tomorrow she needs to start washing those blazers in about 10hrs time.
 
She did make it to Blackpool. She has put photos up to prove it! Mainly of the nights to be fair
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nobotoxta said:
She did make it to Blackpool. She has put photos up to prove it! Mainly of the nights to be fair
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Aweeeeee I’m so pleased she managed to scrape together the £300 for transport when she has babies to feed and clothe all on her own in poverty, and do the 6 hour journey when she’s oh so anaemic and fatigued she can barely clamber aboard the mobility scooter without a leg up.
 
Foxvint said:
Blackpool is the land that time forgot. Would well suit her. Not exactly a culture vulture is she. Getting rattled in a 1 star guest house after blagging a portion of anaemic chips an a carton of 10pences for the arcades would float her jezza kyle boat all the way to utopia.
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Remember that time she spaffed grifted school laptop money up the wall taking her lads to Alton Towers Resort because it would broaden their horizons? 😂

She’s about as cultured as an oven chip.
 
Looks like she’s not leaving Twitter after all then. How long until she unlocks? I reckon whenever mu next period is on the horizon, that seems to be the pattern. She has the emotion regulation skills of a hungry chimpanzee with thrush at the best of times, let alone when she’s premenstrual.

I can’t believe she’s changed her header picture once again, and yet is still trying 2 survive in a dystopian Tory Britain 3 months after the rest of the country moved over to a dystopian Labour Britain. Does she have any friends over there?
 
Her lack of engagement is comical. I'm on my phone so squigging is difficult, so no screenshots, but her last reply from a non-locked account was on 1st September.

Before that, she was tagged in on one of those tweets about "sending good vibes to" posts that tag in loads of accounts, so got a couple of mentions via people saying "thanks".

The only people who pay her any attention is us.
 
I think Pleasure Beach & South Pier’s school starts back tomorrow, so those blazers should be in the wash a few hours from now.
While we await her return, some CissyJupe gems here for your delectation. All the greatest hits really.
 

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BeardyBap said:
I think Pleasure Beach & South Pier’s school starts back tomorrow, so those blazers should be in the wash a few hours from now.
While we await her return, some CissyJupe gems here for your delectation. All the greatest hits really.
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Nope. They were due back yesterday.

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Let’s hope they’re not still in Blackpool, otherwise it will be the second year running she’s had the kids out of school during September term-time for a caravan holiday.

Try explaining that one to the school administrator who probably has a rich husband and probably children at Eton as well!
 
Ah but it’s the old teacher training day swiz innit. Blackpool Illuminations were switched on Friday evening, I was thinking there was no way they were going to be fit for Monday morning.
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Although tbf they could just as easily still be up there. “Deer Skool, boys are still in Blackpool Lancs as mu Asda scooter has gone flat, Thx Sazza Gee.”
 
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