Harry & Meghan #23 Twatwoman and the prisoner of Beverly Ridge.

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Cosmo69 said:
It's a commemorative plate. Fired multiple times onto our Heirloom Porcelain® plate, the images take on a sparkle and presence of their own. Layer upon layer of opulent 22 -carat gold which weaves through the tableau and around the ornate borders to bring a true regal elegance to the edition. Arrives in a deluxe satin-lined presentation box. A wonderful memento for commoners everywhere.
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Maybe in a few years we will see Meghan (a la Fergie) on QVC doing pitches just like this!
 
LoneStarViking said:
Just to add, I hope affinity to learn languages doesn’t indicate intelligence because I like to think of myself as smart, but all my efforts to learn other languages fail. My brain isn’t wired that way. I took several years of a foreign language at my school and was never able to do much more than memorize vocabulary. Actual construction of sentences is tricky. I can read French, German, Italian fairly well, but I couldn’t string a single sentence together. So I think saying that William isn’t too bright because he can’t speak French is a bit unfair. I understand the points being made, however.
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My wife is very intelligent and has a gold career and loto of qualifications. However she is terrible at languages. So terrible that when she did her French Oral exam, it lasted about a minute. The examiner sighed and said ‘There’s no point carrying on with this really, is there?’ :D

My ranking of Royal intelligence, not language based:

William
Charles
The corgis
Harry
 
antinoos said:
Another passive aggressive PR based puff piece in the evil Daily Mail about the second anniversary of the worlds worst wedding not involving "travellers" Carlsberg Special Brew, Bathtub Methamphetamine and "Did you duck my Tracey last night?":

https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dai...-cotton-gifts-anniversary-source-reveals.html

"Last year Meghan gave her husband a framed copy of their wedding speech 'Without Prejudice and Subject To Contract'.." that she had written out in her serial killer handwriting.

"This year, they both gave each other gifts based on Cotton" A source resembling a goosed Iranian catamite painted onto a balloon exclusively tweeted to the world "Undoubtedly it was very creative and romantic, as all their gifts are to each other."

Later Harry was seen in Meghans new organic Cotton Plantation specially installed in Tyler Perrys medium secure entertainment facility. He appeared to be tied to a stake and said he was "thirsty" but "so grateful to have found a woman who understands me." He explained that she was "firm but fair" and he had made an "honest mistake" because he "has always been a bit slow " getting her a Ginger Tom, forgetting she was allergic to mammals.
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And to think that they could've just exchanged messaged bananas 🍌🍌
These twats have no idea how to save money. 😁
 
antinoos said:
Another passive aggressive PR based puff piece in the evil Daily Mail about the second anniversary of the worlds worst wedding not involving "travellers" Carlsberg Special Brew, Bathtub Methamphetamine and "Did you duck my Tracey last night?":

https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dai...-cotton-gifts-anniversary-source-reveals.html

"Last year Meghan gave her husband a framed copy of their wedding speech 'Without Prejudice and Subject To Contract'.." that she had written out in her serial killer handwriting.

"This year, they both gave each other gifts based on Cotton" A source resembling a goosed Iranian catamite painted onto a balloon exclusively tweeted to the world "Undoubtedly it was very creative and romantic, as all their gifts are to each other."

Later Harry was seen in Meghans new organic Cotton Plantation specially installed in Tyler Perrys medium secure entertainment facility. He appeared to be tied to a stake and said he was "thirsty" but "so grateful to have found a woman who understands me." He explained that she was "firm but fair" and he had made an "honest mistake" because he "has always been a bit slow " getting her a Ginger Tom, forgetting she was allergic to mammals.
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:ROFLMAO: Loved this in the comments,:m

FormerPerson, Somewhere In The, United Kingdom, 26 minutes ago
Creative and romantic gifts.... Did she give him his balls back?
 
Momof5intheStates said:
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She will never abdicate. A true story from Michael Shea, with whom Aunty had legal dealings, who used to be Her Maj's Press Secretary. When news came through on the Reuters Wire in 1980 that Queen Juliana was about abdicate in favour of her daughter he phoned the Queen with the news. "Typical of the Dutch" she snapped replacing the receiver on her telephonic communication apparatus; and then being apparently quite moody all day. Elizabeth is not the sort to shirk her "devoirs" and she will die in harness as Monarch. I suspect Charles might be tempted to organise a more humane transition but our Betty is definitively old school and being Queen is not a choice, but a divine destiny.
 
antinoos said:
She will never abdicate. A true story from Michael Shea, with whom Aunty had legal dealings, who used to be Her Maj's Press Secretary. When news came through on the Reuters Wire in 1980 that Queen Juliana was about abdicate in favour of her daughter he phoned the Queen with the news. "Typical of the Dutch" she snapped replacing the receiver on her telephonic communication apparatus; and then being apparently quite moody all day. Elizabeth is not the sort to shirk her "devoirs" and she will die in harness as Monarch. I suspect Charles might be tempted to organise a more humane transition but our Betty is definitively old school and being Queen is not a choice, but a divine destiny.
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Yeah, she'll die with her boots on will Brenda. Then her favourite horsey will walk behind her coffin with her riding boots placed bacwards into the stirrups.
duck, I'm crying already😢

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Need a new thread title guys. Get yer thinking caps on while I go do some DIY.
 
freda19 said:
Yeah, she'll die with her boots on will Brenda. Then her favourite horsey will walk behind her coffin with her riding boots placed bacwards into the stirrups.
duck, I'm crying already😢

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Need a new thread title guys. Get yer thinking caps on while I go do some DIY.
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Thread title suggestion by Melodybear - '(Prince Petulant) & Dino who thought she would be Queeno
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mardymare said:
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Harry & Meghan #23 Twatwoman and the prisoner of Beverly Ridge.

Do you believe the Adele thing? The other day Jlo wanted her as a bridesmaid, Angelina Is supposed to be teaching her how to be truly woke! Adele represented by Sunshine Sachs by any chance? https://www.ccn.com/meghan-markle-prince-harry-unauthentic-book-torn-shreds/ I would not spend money...
tattle.life

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freda19 said:
Yeah, she'll die with her boots on will Brenda. Then her favourite horsey will walk behind her coffin with her riding boots placed bacwards into the stirrups.
duck, I'm crying already😢

AcaMs71.jpg


Need a new thread title guys. Get yer thinking caps on while I go do some DIY.
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A close friend of the Queen, Lady Russell, lived just up the road from us a few years ago and would pass by every day driving an open carriage (like the one Philip used to drive in competitions) with her stick thin husband in the back. The carriage was pulled by two beautiful white horses. When the old girl died, she had the two perfectly healthy horses shot so they could be buried with her. What a horrible horrible woman. Still makes me feel sick to think about it.

I suspect if Lord Russell hadn’t already died she’d have had him shot and chucked in with her too.
 
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