Harry & Meghan #23 Twatwoman and the prisoner of Beverly Ridge.

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Campagne said:
She was so rude to that reporter.
”where did you go to high school”
” I’m from here”

isit really a big deal to be from LA?
who gives a monkey’s


No wonder she had such a massive tax bill.
And now wonder as part of the Sussex royal proposal she only wanted high profile gigs. She would have raked in millions from product placement.
disgusting, grubby fame bleep.


William does speak 5 languages


William definitely speaks French. ill try to find a link
Here. (Accent is not great!)


and for good measure; here he is speaking Welsh.

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That French is pretty sad. Not just the accent but he doesn't sound as though he knows what the words mean.
 
murky_meg IG 😂😂😂😂 does he not own ANY other shirts????
 

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Team JCM said:
God she looked a mess right from the off
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My hair starts looking like that if it badly needs a wash lol 🤭 x.

Nope I've changed my mind...if I hadn't washed my hair for a month I imagine 😃 x

If it's a wig the least she can do is put it on a quick wash in the washing machine 😄

She properly don't even have a fresh pair of pants on everyday... properly gets two wears out of a pair of knickers by turning them inside out 🤢 lol.
 
I remember watching DIY SOS The Big Build a few years ago when Wills and Harry gave a hand.

I think they were converting a street of derelict houses in Manchester to house veterans.The resident sparky (forgot his name) has a habit of calling people sausage.

When he was introduced to the two princes, he said to Harry “hello sausage” or wtte.

Harry looked at him like he was some kind of alien and said “sausage?” And not in a friendly way either, leaving Nick Knowles to apologise.

I remember thinking then Ooooooh he’s a bit tetchy!

Although it’s was a ridiculous thing to call him 🙄
 
Just managed to catch up after a busy couple of days. Hilarious as ever ! You lot are the bitchiest and best.

Thank you for making running a simultaneous "home-school" and running my businesses in lockdown , whilst also juggling the daily care of a "booted-out-of-hospital-to-make-way-for-Corona-patients" 96 yo neighbour, a little more bearable.

You and copious amounts of wine are keeping me sane.

Absolutely loving the moniker "DINO" ( Duchess in name only) - she certainly has the "claws" and feet for it...🤣

Oh and a belated congratulations on the arrival on grandbabynoo. @antinoos
 
The United States is tilted; everything loose ends up in California. As I type Halfwit and his Itch are frantically searching below and behind the throw-cushions on every vegan-friendly sofa in their rented abode for loose change. They are the loose change, that's the irony. The real currency is in the British Monarchy. However devalued it may be, it still remains solid stock.

Meghan is a shinning beacon for millennial's everywhere; a lighthouse to guide lost ships away from the jagged rocks of patriarchy.

"Nurse, nurse!! Where's my bleeping morphine?! NURSE!?!"

As they used to say in old Rome: Fakekus-Untillus-U-Makekus. And if that angle of attack fails, just marry some ridiculously privileged rich dimwit, bleed him dry, divorce him and then marry an Arab.
 
abitfairytale said:
Can you imagine the state visits to Buck Palace if she got elected?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Only way she'll get back in that building!
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The bleep would start world war 3 over that Russian tiara she never got to wear.


Oh tit, I'm just wondering which side Russia would be on , what a pickle.:eek:

Bluebells said:
Sorry of someone has already posted but here's another video of Megz making sure she's in front

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Haribo knows the drill, why did he not gently herd her back behind Wills and Kate? bleep.:mad:
 
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Pom Bear said:
My hair starts looking like that if it badly needs a wash lol 🤭 x.

Nope I've changed my mind...if I hadn't washed my hair for a month I imagine 😃 x

If it's a wig the least she can do is put it on a quick wash in the washing machine 😄

She properly don't even have a fresh pair of pants on everyday... properly gets two wears out of a pair of knickers by turning them inside out 🤢 lol.
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You think she wears knickers ?

Rosa said:
I like you Freda 19, always funny but straight shooter
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I like you too ... whoever you are.:love:

Despicableme said:
Did anyone else see this? There was a pond between them & the reporters!

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Blimey, he really REALLY hates the press. Worra twunt. Missed opportunity there to dunk the pair of them.
Oh god her legs kill me. :ROFLMAO:Like bamboo canes, skinny and bumpy and lumpy.
 
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I bring breaking news incase you have all been busy today worrying about Pinky ATB being quiet.....
Chocolate should be stored in the ..... Cupboard not the fridge,.. that's if you have any left cos of Rona🙈this is gospel cos Cadbury said so.....
And I read somewhere that h is waiting for flights to resume so he can come home..ahhhh...just like lassie❤️
I know you Will all sleep easier for knowing the facts...well one of them maybe fake news but I'm off before you shoot the messenger 🙈
 
Yorkiejules said:
I bring breaking news incase you have all been busy today worrying about Pinky ATB being quiet.....
Chocolate should be stored in the ..... Cupboard not the fridge,.. that's if you have any left cos of Rona🙈this is gospel cos Cadbury said so.....
And I read somewhere that h is waiting for flights to resume so he can come home..ahhhh...just like lassie❤
I know you Will all sleep easier for knowing the facts...well one of them maybe fake news but I'm off before you shoot the messenger 🙈
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Bib .I hide my mars bars in the salad drawer of the fridge. The rug rats would rather die than venture into the salad drawer. The funny thing is that there's rarely anything remotely salad-like in there, but the very name alone is a deterrent. My momma didn't raise no fools.;)
 
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