Harry & Meghan #23 Twatwoman and the prisoner of Beverly Ridge.

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Yorkiejules said:
Yes I put it on yesterday.i don't think we know what to make of it,re truth or pr.im hoping it is true as it's gone very quiet and that's not normal,as they like ppl to know what time they use the loo usually🙈
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Good lass Yorkie 🙌🏻
I'm definitely on a go-slow today.
Ooooh hope it's true 🤞🏻
"Free the Ginger One!", the soft as muck, thick as a ditch spoilt Man Child.
 
Murky meg put an article on twitter from woman's Day mag.h has told her to rein it in financially,she goes mad everytime he mentions money🐄🐄🐄she deserves it cos she has given up her life to give him a child,whine,winge,etc.she expects jewellery on every special occasion,h always sends the servants so has no clue.
Cowbag wanted the party of the century and threw her toys out cos she can't stand it cos she's so confident of manipulating h.so it's very tense ....oh dear,how sad,never mind🐄🙈
Also the most scary thing is ...she's thinking seriously about going for the presidential candidate election thingy in 2024...so never mind god bless America,it will be god help America...and I really like Mo5 as well,she doesn't deserve that❤️
Maybe the computer literate among you will put a link so you can all be pissed off...I bloody knew it,quiet,my arse🙈
 
Scotch Mist said:
I guess that might be a sretch for him and could take all morning. Doesn't account for the rest of his day.

It probably goes something like this:
05:00 woken by Smeg emailing staff and shouting at them on the phone.
07:00 Smeg brushes his teeth cos his morning breath is annoying her
07:15 Smeg throws a hair brush at him and makes a remark about his thinning locks
07:30 to 10:00 Harry ponders which Grey top to put on.
11:30 manages to finish dressing with help from the gardener
12:00 Smeg gives him a Kale smoothie
12:15 Harry is forced to run around the mansion for at least an hour before seeing Archie
13:30 Harry finds Archie locked in a cupboard
14:00 rolls around the floor laughing with Archie
14:05 Smeg shouts at them to shut up
14:06 Archie is whisked away by Nanny
14:10 Harry is given his video script for the day and Smeg makes him rehearse for an hour
15:00 Harry is allowed a cup of Kopi Luwak coffee and some 'vitamin' pills to wake him up
15:30 Smeg starts the video camera and whips him every time he gets a take wrong
18:00 the video is finally finished and Smeg allows Harry to kiss her hand
18:01 Smeg goes to wash her hands
18:15 Harry is allowed to play Super Mario Cart as a special treat
19:30 Harry goes to the dining room for a dinner of avocado soldiers and nut salad
20:00 Harry is allowed to call Archie on the baby monitor
21:00 Harry signs lots of official looking documents put in front of him by Smeg but isn't allowed to read them first
21:30 Smeg allows him to touch her lady parts
21:35 Harry is taken to bed by Nanny
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You know what- bet you are not far off! This is priceless!!!!
Though doubt he’d be allowed to touch her lady parts. I’m sure they are in separate wings of the mansion. She hates gingers too... though not princes... You are so right, she’d hate ‘Hasbeen’ to have any emotional connection with Archie. Even though she doesn’t want any.
Harry will always be her doormat, he’s been mentally bullied by her. Bet she’s taken his mobile away so he has no outside contact.
 
antinoos said:
I hope there have been more laughs for you today Mo5 xx
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Indeed look no further than Megzilla standing for President in 2024. There are a few problems: her "now husbands" people burned down the Whitehouse; you need to have a couple of billion in the bank and name recognition as a prize bleep is not necessarily an advantage.

Norbs said:

Harry & Meghan #23 Twatwoman and the prisoner of Beverly Ridge.

Do you believe the Adele thing? The other day Jlo wanted her as a bridesmaid, Angelina Is supposed to be teaching her how to be truly woke! Adele represented by Sunshine Sachs by any chance? https://www.ccn.com/meghan-markle-prince-harry-unauthentic-book-torn-shreds/ I would not spend money...
tattle.life

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They're both good but I think we need to think of something to keep Freda away from the Black and Decker. Perhaps she's building a Guillotine.

spangly said:
Thread Title suggestion: Meghan and Harry # 24 - It's oh so quiet, it's oh so still - they're plotting World domination from the top of the hill!
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It would have been so great if he'd married Bjork, or Sinead, or Blac Chyna, anyone but...
 
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antinoos said:
Indeed look no further than Megzilla standing for President in 2024. There are a few problems: her "now husbands" people burned down the Whitehouse; you need to have a couple of billion in the bank and name recognition as a prize bleep is not necessarily an advantage.


They're both good but I think we need to think of something to keep Freda away from the Black and Decker. Perhaps she's building a Guillotine.


It would have been so great if he'd married Bjork, or Sinead, or Blac Chyna, anyone but...
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Can you imagine the state visits to Buck Palace if she got elected?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Only way she'll get back in that building!
 
Momof5intheStates said:
😂😂😂 Thanks so much for asking (in my most softest of softest voices and batting doey eyes!!!!) I'm good! Just had to make a purchase for our 8 yr old daughter I wasn't emotionally prepared for, for say maybe another 3 or 4 yrs?! 😂😂😂 The Hubs and her Brothers took it even harder 😂😂😂
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Oh bless her.
And you!
And the traumatised Male members of the family.
Cyber tattle hugs across the ether x x x
 
Yorkiejules said:
Murky meg put an article on twitter from woman's Day mag.h has told her to rein it in financially,she goes mad everytime he mentions money🐄🐄🐄she deserves it cos she has given up her life to give him a child,whine,winge,etc.she expects jewellery on every special occasion,h always sends the servants so has no clue.
Cowbag wanted the party of the century and threw her toys out cos she can't stand it cos she's so confident of manipulating h.so it's very tense ....oh dear,how sad,never mind🐄🙈
Also the most scary thing is ...she's thinking seriously about going for the presidential candidate election thingy in 2024...so never mind god bless America,it will be god help America...and I really like Mo5 as well,she doesn't deserve that❤
Maybe the computer literate among you will put a link so you can all be pissed off...I bloody knew it,quiet,my arse🙈
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Thank you @Yorkiejules!! I really like you too!!!! I don't know who is blowing smoke up her a$$ but her as President?? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
 
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