Gizzi Erskine #3 Upper-middle class wellness equivalent of a MDMA bender in Magaluf

[whitershadeofpale]

I like her recipes but her Substack shows why she needs an editor. Her most recent post is littered with mistakes including telling you to bake the pudding until the cheese is bubbling- despite having forgotten to tell you to add the cheese

 

[ekl2000]

Taking a stand with her ethics and values. Like when her and pro green started a fight on the internet with someone who did a Big Mac dupe before they did god she’s a twit.

 

[eppingforestbambi]

Last hoorah before she starts on the Ozempic

If she does start Ozzy and gets skinny again, she’s going to be absolutely insufferable. Can you imagine? The photos in a million tiny outfits every day, a la Lily Allen?
It’s a stupid thing for a chef to do - it ruins your appetite and makes everything taste a bit queasy.

 

[eppingforestbambi]

Sorry to be a witch, but this sentence makes my head hurt. Please have someone read your copy before posting….

 

[ekl2000]

Sorry to be a witch, but this sentence makes my head hurt. Please have someone read your copy before posting….

feels like a kids exam question. ‘Find the grammatical errors and fix them’.

 

[Leonard]

What on earth is she on about?!

 

[GeminiMoon]

She’s jumped on the celebrity political bandwagon and is suggesting that Trump was elected because of some kind of mass magic ritual. Or she’s hallucinating because she hasn’t left the K hole she was in before she got ill for the 290th time this year.

That’s my interpretation of her ramblings anyway. Mostly it’s an opportunity for her to look ‘cool’ by mentioning magic and drugs. Because she is mentally 15 years old.

 

[Leonard]

She’s jumped on the celebrity political bandwagon and is suggesting that Trump was elected because of some kind of mass magic ritual. Or she’s hallucinating because she hasn’t left the K hole she was in before she got ill for the 290th time this year.

That’s my interpretation of her ramblings anyway. Mostly it’s an opportunity for her to look ‘cool’ by mentioning magic and drugs. Because she is mentally 15 years old.

Ah thank you! I’ve literally read her post about ten times and had no idea. Unbelievable that she writes for a living

 

[GeminiMoon]

Ah thank you! I’ve literally read her post about ten times and had no idea. Unbelievable that she writes for a living

I’m not 100% sure because I agree, her writing is just a fever dream stream of consciousness most of the time!

 

[Tabitha D]

I see she’s been off on yet another freebie / jolly.

 

[eppingforestbambi]

I see she’s been off on yet another freebie / jolly.

Oh must check her IG now. I hope she’s not in another bikini that’s 3 sizes too small

 

[blurstoftimes]

no but she’s claiming to have invented the concept of street food markets lol

edit: damn missed the stories to screenshot but i’m sure you can all imagine

 

[Tabitha D]

There is a long-distance shot of her in a bikini on some kind of float. She does look to be bursting out of it somewhat.

 

[really_whythough]

Quite funny how she tags her boyfriend’s nothing band ‘luxury apartments’ (who?) and it blends right in with the blagged accommodation. Feel like he prob blags living with her for free tbh.

 

[eppingforestbambi]

who on this thread is going to take one for the team and listen to Luxury Apartments so we can have some context on just how mediocre they are?

 

[Tabitha D]

Luxury Apartments is a really terrible name for a band.

 

[whitershadeofpale]

Did anyone see her story this week where she threatened to out a brand that hasn’t paid her and is ghosting her. Fair enough. But she is also threatening a former friend who introduced them and who doesn’t seem to have played a part in the decision not to pay her.

 

[Areyouokhun]

Did anyone see her story this week where she threatened to out a brand that hasn’t paid her and is ghosting her. Fair enough. But she is also threatening a former friend who introduced them and who doesn’t seem to have played a part in the decision not to pay her.

I saw this then it looked like it was deleted a few hours later… wonder if she was asked to take it down

 

[theleagueofgentlemen]

Did anyone see her story this week where she threatened to out a brand that hasn’t paid her and is ghosting her. Fair enough. But she is also threatening a former friend who introduced them and who doesn’t seem to have played a part in the decision not to pay her.

I saw it and rolled my eyes back into my brain. Gal seems to have a lot of ‘bad luck’ and a lot of ‘ex friends’ doesn’t she…

 

[TreeTrunksApplePie]

Did anyone see her story this week where she threatened to out a brand that hasn’t paid her and is ghosting her. Fair enough. But she is also threatening a former friend who introduced them and who doesn’t seem to have played a part in the decision not to pay her.

Yes I saw that. How ridiculously immature and crappy of her.
I’ve unfortunately worked in enough shittily run companies to tell you it will have absolutely nothing to do with the poor bloody middle man friend who introduced her. And it won’t be anything to do with her being THE Gizzi Erskine either. It will likely be a crap cash flow (even if things look great from the outside)
She’s such a narc though she has to take it personally