Gizzi Erskine #3 Upper-middle class wellness equivalent of a MDMA bender in Magaluf

[Weezaweeza]

Wow. That’s actually atrocious writing. And is there a point to it at all? Cos I couldn’t see where it was supposed to lead. Normally a writer would want to make some kind of point or observation after a confessional piece like that. Not this narcissistic “I’m so sexxayy, all the boys were in love with me” (er, ok then ) shite.

I wonder if this is what the paper thought they’d be getting when they signed her up? I’m thinking not.

That’s what I thought, I was reading it thinking er, ok this is going to go somewhere in a minute, there’ll be some point she’s making it or some observation, but no - it just ended! I wonder if it bothers her that she’s more known now for talking about sex and having ADHD than she is her actual cooking career

 

[blurstoftimes]

another gizzi classic. she was a punk who did piercings don’t you know

 

[Greencatfysh]

She’s such bloody hard work. Taking an issue with everything in life, everything and everyone is against her. Poor poor Gizzi, nothing is ever your fault. I can’t stand people like her.

 

[ekl2000]

another gizzi classic. she was a punk who did piercings don’t you know

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worlds biggest Pick Me

 

[Weezaweeza]

Wow, she’s soooo cool

 

[skronkywildcat]

Shall we have a sweepstake on when she starts on Ozempic? I’m thinking after Christmas.

 

[lucylucyapplejuicy]

Shall we have a sweepstake on when she starts on Ozempic? I’m thinking after Christmas.

She’s probably quite skint from supporting her boyfriends awful band, so unless her parents pay it might be more like March

 

[Sizzlethesquizzle]

Shall we have a sweepstake on when she starts on Ozempic? I’m thinking after Christmas.

If she does ozempic then that will surely tank her career as a food critic? Being a professional “pick me” isn’t a viable job option…

 

[Traazers]

If she does ozempic then that will surely tank her career as a food critic? Being a professional “pick me” isn’t a viable job option…

What career? she burnt all her bridges a looooong time ago, she's an absolute nobody

 

[GeminiMoon]

I think she genuinely adores food and gets a lot of pleasure from it so that’s probably why she wouldn’t take it.

 

[Sizzlethesquizzle]

I think she genuinely adores food and gets a lot of pleasure from it so that’s probably why she wouldn’t take it.

Agreed. Enjoying good food is a huge part of who she is and i guess being on ozempic would be utterly miserable for her. (I would be too!)

 

[youguyzzz]

As someone on ozempic... You can still eat... Good food still tastes good! However shite food tastes bad to me now, I had m&ms on the weekend and they tasted like wax.

 

[GeminiMoon]

As someone on ozempic... You can still eat... Good food still tastes good! However shite food tastes bad to me now, I had m&ms on the weekend and they tasted like wax.

Ah that’s interesting…I was under the impression it made eating less enjoyable all round. Thanks for clarifying.

 

[lucylucyapplejuicy]

The state of that floor

 

[GeminiMoon]

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The state of that floor

Looks like someone poorly painted over some original parquet flooring…and since then it hasn’t been mopped.

 

[skronkywildcat]

Looks like a pub floor.

 

[lucylucyapplejuicy]

Looks like someone poorly painted over some original parquet flooring…and since then it hasn’t been mopped.

Yeah, in 1987

 

[Weezaweeza]

the sub stack is just as expected

 

[depository]

The thing I love about Gizzi is she’s so humble

 

[Greencatfysh]

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the sub stack is just as expected

It’s so odd how she constantly refers to herself as a “great chef”. How is she measuring this? I haven’t seen much success from her in terms of being able to do anything with longevity. Love the delusion though